Sarah Marshall

A mirror selfie of Sarah, a plus sized white woman with mid length brown hair standing in a lopsided doorway. She is wearing a black respirator, short silver dress with an oversized grey jumper on top, black tights and Ugg boots. She is leaning on a clear acrylic walking stick. Behind her are a series of black wonky doorframes. The floor is black and white checkerboard but wiggly like an optical illusion. She is attending the Tim Burton exhibition at the Design Museum in London.

Respirators mean that I can still enjoy museum trips whilst keeping myself and my community safer ☺️

And yes, I did forget I was here…for a year..!

I don’t know about you all, but my personal favourite part of sleep deprivation is when you hit the dry/painful eyes period. Usually creeps in from around day 3 onwards for me…

Literally feel like my eyeballs are being forced through a cheese grater 👍🏻

1 hour of sleep again. Love that for me…

Not me kicking off Scorpio season with a panic attack.

Rude of my own season to fuck me over like this… 💀

Hahahahahaha excellent

An exciting Saturday commences…with an eye test…

Forever living the rock & roll lifestyle

headline reading robert pattinson once shattered a fans fantasy of him by going out with her over a picture of him being extremely scrungly

It was back in 2009 and the name Robert Pattinson was synonymous with Twilight and teen heartthrob. As it sometimes happens when you're a young Hollywood star who is the face of a major franchise aimed at teen girls, he also had a stalker, who apparently liked to stand outside of his apartment “every day for weeks.” But rather than call the cops or barricade the doors, Rob decided to out and have dinner with her because he was “so bored and lonely.” Now this would seem like a dream for a Twi-hard but it didn’t exactly go according to plan for the stalker. According to Rob (via Today), he just “complained” about everything in his life and she was so turned off she “never came back.”

he was so real for this

Also I’m feeling generous, so I will share with you my excellent plan for the zombie apocalypse.

You just get 2 sharp swords, hold one in each hand, and perpetually and speedily spin round in circles on the spot.

You will definitely be fine 👍🏻

How’s everybody holding up living in clown country (the uk)?

We all just dissociating?

I like that I can scream into void here because nobody sees what I say…

It’s like when I set up a twitter circle but didn’t add anybody to it so I could say whatever I wanted without the risk of people going all internet at me…

But then there was no dopamine rush coz I knew nobody would see it…

My sincerest apols to Bluesky, I forgot I was here for a bit…

Will somebody please explain to me why I’m ridiculously fucking exhausted, yet am up at 1:30am hyperfixating on Death Note the Musical 🙃

I just….wow…

Elon being obsessed with the letter X just feels like some magic number mythic shenanigans.

He feels like an astrology girly ✨

I cannot cope with Abi in her clown makeup 💀 #LoveIsland

There should be more funiculars, it’s the best way to travel. Even has “fun” in the name

I am deceased #barbie

Love that Whit has just been all of us this ep. Sitting back, relaxing and watching the drama unfold #LoveIsland

And her? So good!

#barbie

When I tell you I was OBSESSED with this #Barbie!

One of my all time faves.

Margot Robbie’s #Barbie press outfits are everything.

The references! 🙌🏻

Andrew Mukamal is absolutely killing it 🔥

My faves so far are “Earring Magic” and “Totally Hair”. Think I still have those at my mum’s house somewhere…

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Eurgh can we just get rid of Sammy now, please. He really is the worst #LoveIsland

There was some door slamming last night!

Ready to watch Ty burn the villa down #LoveIsland

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