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Hmm... Now that you mention it. I think Trump gives Putin great head. Remember how Putin looked really satisfied after 2 hours alone with Trump in Helsinki? Trump looked knackered. His jaw was probably killing him.

I've always thought Barron has the earmarks of a future serial killer.

Ivanka did beg Daddy not to "date" girls younger than her when she was 17. She knew.

It does seem like a "Tea and Sympathy" situation here, though with Trumps, it will probably include whips and handcuffs.

I wouldn't have minded seeing him limp away.

I could watch those amazing, brave kids giving a beat-down to that ICE fucker in his little red MAGA hat on endless loop all day.

Trump will break every law, and our gutless, feckless, totally useless Congress will do NOTHING to stop him or punish him. At this point, I'm almost more furious at Congress than at Trump and his merry band of incompetent fucksters.

This is the kind of "Where-the-fuck-have-you-been?" headline that drives me crazy. We left "crisis" in the rearview mirror months ago. It should read:

ICE is leading a Constitutional meltdown. Now what do we do about it?

I believe the Melania documentary travesty racked up $7 million in opening weekend box office like I believe Trump actually won all 7 swing states in 2024 by just enough votes not to trigger recounts, which is to say, not at all.

I think Melania ticket sales dropped off Monday, after MAGAs stopped trying to goose the weekend box office numbers. Wouldn't be surprised if Melania's on Amazon Prime well before Valentine's Day.

The guy was "Dr." Oz, who was purportedly a surgeon, so he's seen and smelled a lot grosser things than Trump. I hope he loses his medical license because, between the garbage he peddled on his quack TV show and now pretending Trump is fine, he's disgraced the medical profession to the max.

Melania's big mad about the Kennedy Center. She waited to see if her movie would make her a star. When it didn't, Plan B was the Kennedy Center Burlesque House, featuring Melania working a pole on the main stage with her signature panache - wearing only a tight wide belt, Louboutins, and a scowl.

Obviously, his toadies are reversing the poll numbers with the responses, or he's so dyslexic, his decomposing brain is reversing them.

Wouldn't surprise me if Trump razes the Kennedy Center and then forces all the immigrants he's holding in concentration camps to build him a marble pyramid on the site. Because he's never held accountable for anything, he thinks he's Ramses III.

I hope these charges, if found credible (which doubtless they are), include a long prison sentence for the owner of the criminal enterprise. Send that fucker Musk to the Bastille! (Or whatever France calls its worst prison these days.)

The fart sound may have been added, but the woman in green's reaction to whatever he did was real.

Right after the fart, Trump thanks the guy speaking, wraps up, reaches for Oz, then gives the "clear 'em out" signal with both hands as he feels the fresh warm shit ooze onto his butt cheeks. I wonder if they cleared out the people behind him too before they stood him up, in case of a fecal leak?

Trump doesn't realize if he could prove he won in 2020 (he can't), we could chuck out his fat fucking ass TODAY because it was illegal for him to run a 3rd time in 2024. Courts can then sort out if Biden serving Trump's 2nd term counted as a Trump term, and he'd be dead before they ever rule on it.

Trump's toadies are obviously showing him all his polling numbers reversed because they're terrified of being swept away in the tornado of ketchup he'd spawn if he ever saw the facts.

Watching those kids go all Lord of the Flies on that fucking ICE bastard to make him stop attacking their friend was inspirational. They are heroes.

In Hanover, Va., the Canadian owner of the warehouse ICE wanted to buy announced he's not selling to ICE, so that concentration camp could be dead, too.

There should already be backhoes digging up every Trump golf course on what the documents DOJ did release revealed. Does Bondi think Trump and the other pedos threatening murder were just kidding?

I bet a lot of cold missing persons cases of young girls could be solved.

Trump knows he and Elon used voting machines to rig his "win" in 2024. Now he's scared shitless Democrats will do the same and beat Republicans to a pulp in the midterms. The volume of his screams for "integrity" are in direct proportion to how much he knows he cheated. It's always projection.

I hope this heinous, needlessly disrespectful fuckery toward our honored dead earns Hegseth forfeiture of his own burial at Arlington some day. His carcass belongs in an unmarked gutter.

Trump's immunity to consequences is like if King Kong didn't climb the Empire State Building, but ripped it out of the ground by its roots, swung it in all directions to kill everybody and destroy everything he could reach, and there wasn't a human being or authority alive that could/would stop him.

After tippy-toeing and tailing through these pinkest of pink flowers with feline delight, we will add them to our collection to brighten an icy Monday. Thank you, @lawnmasternotts.bsky.social!

ICE agents deserve to sleep in sewer pipes and eat nothing but cold ramen they've softened by mixing it with snow and then sitting on it.

We accept it as normal now, but it's weird that Trump never stands, even though everybody is BEHIND him. He grabs for only Oz with his left hand (why?) instead of rising for a round of handshakes like a normal president would do. They can't let him be seen from the waist down.

Here, we evidence that Susie Wiles lives a rich fantasy life, completely untethered to the reality of what she sees and smells sitting in the Oval Office every day he's not somewhere else, playing golf.