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My general feeling about 97% of these

Does this mean we will eventually have raccoons that don’t act like a 3yo crackhead?

Wtf is with people making hamburgers too tall

You think Apple will care if I torrent Pluribus given I already pay for AppleTV? 😆 Pluribus hype has crashed their servers

Very effective way to consume alcohol. Quick acting and avoids a lot of the unpleasant side effects. You just have to be very careful because unlike drinking you can’t throw up if you overdo it.

“Some actual trans people in public/political life right now”. That’s a pretty long winded way to say “Sarah McBride”

Sweet vengeance. Been waiting for something like this day since Bloody Monday.

For how often these are blowing up I’d think that we’re way past the 4B

Not saying I dispute that but it’s terrible advertisement. Why remind people about all the money they could be losing if they decide to gamble as well? Posting Ws makes a lot more sense.

Do you have any actual objections to the bill as opposed to the stuff that is currently happening already with regards to stablecoins?

He was not ready to play the game.

Bitcoin at $100K. 13 years ago people just laughed. Now I think we are surely in the “then you win” phase. Now we just need $10K $ETH

That’s like a 2 dudes turning the key at the same time situation

This is an actual good idea compared to this insanity

I’m pretty sure he was referring to the 2020 campaign. I don’t recall how much immigration was an issue. I do remember some stuff about caravans but not as much as 2018

She’d never win. She’s not very good compared to anyone else who would run. Either way the 2028 election will just be a show if it happens at all. Trump will win it again because it will be about as fair as one in Russia.

I don’t know your circumstances but I do know a lot of people who do have levels of dysphoria and get a lot of bad treatment by society due to physical things that could have easily been prevented if they had access to blockers. Not everyone trans is in that situation but none should be forced to be

I do genuinely apologize for inadvertently hurting for feelings. I don’t want anyone to feel terrible. That’s sort of the whole point, you know? I can’t stand that these assholes are making some kids have a lifetime of feeling bad because casual bigotry.

There are plenty of gorgeous trans women who have gone through some or all of male puberty. Not everyone is going to be masculinized by it to the same extent and some aspects are correctable later. But why force anyone to go through that?

It sounds harsh because that’s the association the word has but taken as what the word means in the most literal sense it just means formed in the wrong way. Like it or not, hormones do significant influence on the formation of the body and wrong hormones point that formation in the wrong way.

Did USA Today add a paywall recently? Or has it always been this way?

On an entirely unrelated note, anyone know of a good browser plugin to get around major paywalls? Considering there is a about half a second where the whole article loads, this seems not too hard to do,

Arguably it’s worse than that. It outlaws puberty blockers, which is basically just government mandating a bunch of innocent kids to be deformed for life.

That is actually worse. Tbh I knew this but it’s way funnier to talk about big dick toilets. Like, how much of a show-er do you gotta be that you are 10 inches long flaccid and your junk is dangling in the water

Wow follow count is up to nothing from less than nothing. If this keeps up I may have to start delivering consistent pithy wisdom and humor.

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Just let him have it. One last win before Trump puts him against the wall

Honestly surprised Trump didn’t just appoint I’m as interim AG like he did for that guy who sold toilets specifically designed for men who have dicks that are too big

Well, given the other place imploded into something resembling the twisted love child of Gab and Parler…

Doesn’t this dude have money? Is he just bored or something?

Making money off the implosion of the republic was expected for years but I couldn’t have imagined it would play out like this (I thought debt collapse but I guess there is still time for that). At least we can be rich while the world burns 😅