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I see the harmony of this app is gone 🙄

Where is this?

I began a spreadsheet for the average cost of eggs and gas in the US beginning this week, since that’s what the Kevins and Karens are evidently most concerned about. Clearly they don’t know what tariff means, and what it’ll do to the cost of absolutely everything. #orangeman #basiceconomics

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WHAT WE NOT ABOUT TO DO is start yelling at the folks running Bluesky about how they need to get this that and the other u set control. They have grown MILLIONS in just a few days. They are 20 people holdin this website together. There will be growing pains. STOP IT! Patience!

But just fyi - this happened back in 2020. So they’ve had four years to manipulate data. That should help you feel better.

No, wait… 🧐

Not that I’m planning on un-living someone…wait can I say “kill” here?! Er hem - not that I’m planning on killing someone, but it still seems like an invasion of privacy.

I think about this when I’m not watching my murder tv shows and the cops invariably find the suspect by running dna through CODIS to build a DNA profile or in some cases, actually find a match.

I’ll be in Dallas Saturday (with my Trumpster parents 🤦🏼‍♀️) so I’ll to go support them too! 😂

I named all my #kittens tonight and can’t remember what they are.

Me listening to Guilty as Sin?

Good question. But I think we’ll quickly be able to sus out the trolls.

Is this what Utopia is like? Also do we hashtag here? #stilllearning #sopeacefulhere

Alex Wagner says Donald Trump "smells like cooking oil" The MSNBC anchor joked about Trump's odor during an appearance on "The Late Show."

He also smells bad. He’s just gross all around. www.newsweek.com/alex-wagner-...

For all the new peeps, welcome, and here's my updated starter pack!

They’re so ugly!

Uh if you have Facebook you need to follow and support this bakery. They are PISSED and im here for it! www.facebook.com/share/p/1Etq...

*inboxes

Who wants one? @Taylor Swift @Taylor Nation #erastour #erastourtoronto #taylorswift #smallestmanwhoeverlived TikTok video by mollsyvl

You deserve prison, but you won’t get time/you’ll slide into inbox and slip through the bars…

Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."

That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.

There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.

Who else saw Mike’s ass tonight? 58 is not old!

Says the almost 50 year old.

Current mood.

Same!

Melissa Etheridge (and Indigo Girls) ignited my passion for music way back in the day. This is kinda full circle for me 🫶🏻

Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian

#TheGuardian postet nichts mehr auf Xitter. Ebenso der @fcstpauli.bsky.social, der zugleich alle Follower auffordert, zu bsky zu wechseln. Gründe? Es macht keinen Sinn, in einem Fascho-Laden, dessen Algorithmus nur Fascho-Zeug ausspielt, zu "kommunizieren". 1/

www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...

The Guardian's email today about their decision to no longer post on X reaffirmed my decision made yesterday to become part of the X-odus. Now I'll be deleting all my tweets over there.

#X-odus

LOAF!

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