Daim (ex machina)

Correlation is not causation

I HAVE recently become aware that the Norwegian for speed-bump is "Farts Humper". I cannot tell you how impressed I am with this news. A Royffe, London

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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

That’s a handsome ride! Kudos!

Now that would be way cool! 👍🏻

That’s interesting, maybe it would be possible as long as it didn’t push the chain line too far out. It’s a bit spendy to take a chance on though 😀

I wanted to slap a CYC Photon 2 on the Krampus but the max chainring it can clear is a 32. Photon has 36 minimum. 🫤

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Math even I can understand~

#bikesky #MTB

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

A picture of a person in a trench coat opening it while facing a pair of bikes

Expose yourself to bikes

Happy Friday everyone. Be well, ride safe, and have fun!

Gotta stop lubing my tires

An except for access sign on a fence at the Botanics in Glasgow, except the picture depicts a constitution class starship and a Klingon bird of prey

A sign on the riverside opposite Finneston cran, warning No Godzillas 8am to 6pm except Sundays, with a graphic depicting the big kaiju fella menacing the cran and the horrible wee hotel next to it.

Whoever it is going round Glasgow putting daft signs on stuff, please keep up the good work. Thanks.

Warm water is awesome. Warm seat I turn off as it’s like using a throne someone else has just vacated.

Toto bidets are life changing.

But would it be as fun?

I’m starting to think that all of these ridiculous conspiracy theories are some kind of Illuminati plot.

🎶 Thirty PSI in my Minions, I don’t care about your opinions 🎶

Why do dog’s feet smell of popcorn?

Plus tires. Nice! I’m a big fan of big rubber.

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That was a super fun social ride on a beautiful day. Looking forward to another one soon.

Santa Cruz ride this morning. Yay!

Just back from my first MTB ride in a couple of months. Really fun ride but man do I need to work on building my fitness back. Plans are afoot!

Love it! 👍🏻

The Big Lebowski's TV Edit Contains The Greatest (And Strangest) Censorship Moment Of All Time - SlashFilm When The Big Lebowski aired on Comedy Central, it was censored, and for good reason: the film's dialogue couldn't pass FCC regulations.

Do you see what happens Larry? 'You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!'

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I grew some jalapeños once. I’m terrible at growing anything and so they got severely starved for water. When I finally picked and used them they had become the spiciest pepper I have ever had. Truly horrific levels of spice and with zero flavor. Wouldn’t recommend.

Murderbot is fun.