〽️Mike〽️

s/o to the couchfucker lying that they’d keep her and people believing that.

The Mason Grahams of democracy.

She still needs to survive a GOP gubernatorial/presidential primary folks lol

It’s too bad they abhor Lin Manuel because they had watched Hamilton they’d know they should not throwaway their shot.

Did Based Mike Lee forget some parentheses around the pronouns? Half of the right thinks Israel did it and the alleged shooter is a patsy.

They’ll never have the balls to do anything without a filibuster tho.

Don’t want to make things too helpful for tourists?

After the release of Sora 2, my love for artisanal low effort shitposts has skyrocketed.

Looking at Chris Murphy’s post this morning looks like they have. Now just need to get the elderly Zionist at the head of the Senate caucus to retire.

He stuck out like a sore thumb in the crowd when PBS’s Cuomo watch party feed switched to Mamdani’s party after the concession speech. Was kind of funny.

Unironically doing land acknowledgements in utopia lol

The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.

Just so you know, this is what 13-10 felt like.

Experienced whiplash time traveling from the playlist at Zohran’s party to this lmfao

It is our turn next

DO NOT THREATEN US WITH A GOOD TIME.

The Baileys can’t vote in a NYC mayoral race as Long Island residents.

‘Vote blue unless they aren’t Zionist’ - Chuck Schumer

The imaginary couple that doesn’t live in NYC lol

And so they can do a ‘Darkness and Harmony’ visual gag using the footage of him and Trump meeting after the LA fires

You’re saying running a campaign increasingly focused for the last 2 months on Hasan Piker wasn’t a winning strategy in New York City?

me when I find out nobody here lives in Maine

Thank you for your citizen’s arrest! Please let the Cuomo campaign know if you’ve secured the shock collar!

The Republican candidate for every position is under 2 parties smh.

Bill Kristol (complementary)

Zohran has the Mandate of Heaven

There’s a video of him recounting the assassination attempt. He mentioned it in one if not both debates and also mentioned an attack on at least one other family member in the debates. Zohran not having a normie NYC bagel order was the most inaccurate part of the SNL sketch.

Andrew Cuomo? The Housing and Urban Development Secretary?