JadeJanelle

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I hope they tagged the artist.. shut that down immediately!

“Desperado” to me strikes me as “ you wanna ruin me oh baby I have nothing to lose… if this bitch going down we going together! 😌”

… and like it’s Riri, who unequivocally dgaf and I love that for her! The Queen of “Full of chat and mi nah tek it back!”

“Desperado
Sitting in an old Monte Carlo
A man whose heart is hollow
Take it easy, I'm not tryna go against you
Actually, I'm going with you”

Lowkey I’ve always interpreted this as “you take it low, I’ll take us both to hell - try me 🙃”

That’s true!!

Drive a safe distance my guy has bills to pay and future grads to feed 💸🫡

They’ll argue they can fix that with Starklink .. and well yea 😒

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Today is just a day, tomorrow try again…

With very little warning sometimes there’s just rain …inside eye lids 😔

I don't understand why war has to involve citizens that have nothing to do with anything. Leaders should just challenge each other to a duel. Yall are mad at each other. Leave everyone else out of it!

Arepas and spicy fried basa 🤤😮‍💨

Better question - does POTUS have one?

My ‘Top 5 Rewatchable TV Shows’ in the event of an apocalypse:

1.The Office
2.The Boondocks
3.Scandal
4.Girlfriends
5.Game of Thrones (though I have yet to finish it … I know, I’m late 😄)

Every week Justin shows up like…”Hey Don, I hear you like em dumb” …just to piss him off 🇨🇦🤣

Me: is this guy the first pres. to not have a pet?

Mom: He has a pet .. Elon

Me: ugh no.. he’s more like a paralysis demon. 😒

Nothing more annoying than poor guidance coupled with micromanaging. 🙃

I pray people are smart enough not volunteer to go to Mars with him leading that company - that’s a one way trip. These fools can’t even make the right decisions to keep regular planes in the air.

… no seriously his last rocket blew up. Do not volunteer as tribute. The odds are never in his favor

DOGE recommended firing workers at:

-FDA, which oversees Neuralink

-FAA, which oversees SpaceX

-USAID, which probed Starlink

-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.

"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

✨MATCHA✨🍵 #ifykyk 😌

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How did we go from the “nobody wants to work” narrative in 2020 to what seems to be scarce job market with mass layoffs in just 4/5 years? Crazy when you think about it.

You call them the crazy people in the basement too?! 🤣.. sigh just 4 more years 🤦🏽‍♀️

Listening to ‘Strategy’- TWICE & Meg the Stallion … Meg’s part sounds like it was written by Doja Cat. 🤔

I just know his flabbers stay gasted 🤣🤣🤣

Serena Williams!

As the only Jamaican in my small office imagine my surprise to open the work fridge to find a decent looking patty and it’s NOT mine … 🥹✊🏾🇯🇲

Sincerely Canada 😌🇨🇦

The first step of being an artist is consuming art. If you want to design games, you have to play games. You have to read games. You even have to, heaven's forefend, talk about games.

This keeps coming up in my mind.

Catastrophic disclosure doesn’t exist. It never did.

It’s a relic of 20th-century thinking—the idea that a single event, leak, or revelation could “break through” and force global consensus.