Mollificence

It’s worth considering why the US as an entire thing won’t change US for people chanting a new world is possible and who mean ‘dismantle war machine so we can have universal health care’ but absolutely WILL destroy the US for a cry baby old man who wanted a peace prize and didn’t get it.

The first time I ever knew about Minneapolis or the state of Minnesota was the night in 1984 where they were the sole state that rejected Reagan.

I appreciate MN, as well as the Black Belt of the South, Appalachia, & every single Indigenous sovereign land and nation.

We’ll only get free together.

Amber: “Just doing my job, keeping sick mom warm.”

“Nothing but work, work, work for me these days,” says Amber

Ahhh 🍲

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that

This man has been president agin for one year and teh first thing he did was make a list of enemies that looked like me

the left said “identity didn’t matter”

At the center said we have to be civil and the right said WAR

So much for dry January 🙄

*endless screaming*

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

I really really wish I could have some avgolemono soup right now 😢 🥣

Dammit

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

It’s a murder mystery party

I feel silly

I am too old for these shenanigans

I need some bootleg gin

Australian shepherd sitting in snow

My double coated dog refuses to go back inside until I am nearly in tears ❄️

Me: (hugging) love you, little brother

Him: you’re choking me

Me: if you can still talk I’m obviously not choking you hard enough

Family Christmas is the best

Obviously, I am hallucinating. I’m pretty sure the sky is not supposed to be blue.

Yule cat

Guess I better hope I get the new sweater I asked for

My neighbor is the coolest

Hey this is the Midwest, they’re gonna be more like “oh for Pete’s sake!”

(collective midwestern gasps)

People talk about main character syndrome but I think I have sassy sidekick syndrome

#tulefog

Tule fog at night
Blocking my sight
Tule fog in the morning
Can’t see a damn thing

THERE IS NO WORLD THERE IS ONLY FOG

#tulefog

🎶Deck the halls with lots of trimming!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
‘Tis the season to be nibbing!
Meow meow meow meow meow etc!
Stick your paws in all of mom’s stuff!
Meow meow meow meow meow etc!
If it bugs her, don’t give a fluff!
Meow meow meow meow meow etc! 🎶

I don’t even agree with Omar on a crap ton of issues

But I’ll take ten thousand sincere policy disagreements over whatever the fuck this bloated and degenerate white supremacist administration is

"These people are garbage."
—Donald Trump, while being garbage.

“They took billions of dollars.”
—Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars.

"They accomplish nothing."
—Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing.

"All they do is complain."
—Donald Trump, while complaining.

#Projection

While "peace" negotiations continue, remember that Russia could simply stop the war at any time.

Cartoon of a person stumbling out of a time machine and saying to another person: "I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care.”

ha yeah