velli

🤣🤣🤣

and maybe i do love seeing my friend’s dicks

Oscar Isaac

we see each other

today’s vibe

getting called handsome by random people in public hits way harder than online

on goddddd

i’m glad someone said it. i think it’s getting worse than the OtherPlatform™️

i was literally thinking of switching to them from verizon today. this is my sign not to??

i find that hard to believe 👀

having someone fully committed to you while you’re still figuring yourself out is a kind of wealth no amount of money can buy

you just had to be there

dream blunt rotation

i’m tryna wake n bake with you fr

i will take you seriously when i see nobody has access to you like i do

there’s one by my house and i noticed yesterday that it looked oddly vacant but didn’t pay it much mind. it makes sense now.

shared an elevator with a woman at the gym this morning. she asked me if i compete (bodybuilding) because she always sees me working hard and i look great. she boosted tf outta me. happy tuesday 💪🏽

being a man with big thighs and low hangers is both a blessing and a curse

felt this

i have an insane speedo tan line rn lol

ysl

🥰

i definitely need to meet you one day soon. will you be at frosty faustings?

🦾

average enjoyer of ass and tacos

should be longer but they got 4 years to get his ass 🙂‍↕️

wait who? 👀 i need in a lecture all day

yeth 🙂‍↕️

green lantern is missing l.a. comic con