mike ehrmanclout

one of the funniest videos of all time

they posted this to be like “trans ended this star volleyball players career” when the issue is she straight up didn’t even attempt to block her like any semi-decent volleyball player would lmfao

i’m off that horrors beyond our wildest comprehensions pack

they should invent adderall you don’t have to chew

one time i hit a dab pen at my homies’ wedding and started coughing during the maid of honor speech and everyone at my table started looking at me like a fuck up including a dude literally named Dr. Cool. that part hurt the worst. imagine not being fucked with by Dr. Cool himself

i think i could defend myself at trial

i just automatically assume that anyone who prefers cold weather months over warm ones is unemployed

chuck and james mcgill compilation video set to the drake and josh theme song

not even god himself could stop me if i made $80,000 a year

i pray to god i never get famous bc one time i answered a question in ethics class as an Undergraduate Student.

ohio

showed up to Waffle House faded as hell the other night and asked for a grand slam instead of the all star special. four employees instantly took me out back and beat me with baseball bats then told me to take my broke, hungry ass to denny’s but not before charging me $10.75 + tip

you should get a purple heart when you bite your lip and it gets a little swollen so you end up biting it more periodically throughout the day

COLUMBUS OHIO MENTIONED 🫡🫡🫡

i’m bad at riffing with people because i never think bad thoughts about others. ever.

i love to travel (click around random cities on google maps street view)

smoking on that MicroTerror 2.0 pack

kitten basking in sunlight while resting his head on my hand

kitten basking in sunlight while resting his head on my hand, different angle

half a joint and this

just stared at the sun for a little bit shit was tight

i would vibe so hard in an mri machine

dope wedding, now watch me blow this sick ass cloud

best man speech where i talk about the first time we got a dui

on second thought im actually so stoked to see the most graphic images and videos of literal human death imaginable on my timeline again because my blocks on pages like Insane Reality Leaks were probably unjustified in the first place

Fent Ones: with Sean Evans

fentanyl tier list

james harden took his beef to the geopolitical landscape the man is generational

just said “excuse me fellas” to two gay dudes in the coffee shop

bone in celsius

drinking celsius until i feel like i’m on the limitless pill

bone in sushi

they call me the half a joint warrior