Dan

It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious

Aye. It went PET surprisingly late on.

It did have the better flavours, yup. Though essentially both Oasis and Fruitopia tasted like over-diluted squash.

And Oasis had glass bottles as well!

I'll host....

The Americans went nuts because of Wacko’s sister’s nipple, and we went nuts because Angus Deayton got a blowie from a rude lady.

Swings and roundabouts.

Weird thing about Fruitopia is that Coke launched it at around the same time as Oasis, which was the same thing. And then they dumped it.

Michael Jackson stands b*re*ssnekkid at the Kids Choice Awares as FBI helicopters swarm in "What's the current public opinion about public figures who fuck kids"

Michael (2026)

Aye. News should be an active choice to view, not a social thing. Politics should be dull.

A fake James Bond poster featuring Bruce Forsyth with the text No Time To Die, To Die No Time

New James Bond announcement

It’s a weird one. I am fascinated by it, though do try to avoid RTing, as it also bloody annoys me. I have judicious use of mute terms so I see very little. Also unfollowed a few people who talk too much about it.

It also runs on MacOS, if you have a Mac with Apple silicon, and he’s looking at doing a proper Mac app as well

No prob. It’s not free, but it’s cheap and fantastic. Like Tweetbot was. The developer is very active on here, and takes requests for consideration.

I believe you can. Though it might be a function of the app I use (BoostBlue)

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Thirty years on, TFI Friday is back again. Sort of.

https://youtu.be/IcA1AioOKJA

Thirty years on, TFI Friday is back again. Sort of.

https://youtu.be/IcA1AioOKJA

Of course, Frasier should’ve ended up with Roz.

Still, hope for season three(2) to turn up at some point.

Sinclair Spectrum +2A (Amstrad) (1987)
Untested, Dirty & smashed in the post, but that's my kind of challenge, especially on my current 8-bit kick at the moment
❌Case is broken
❌Tape belt stretched
🤷‍♂️No idea if it works
❌No PSU
❌No Video Cable
❌No Joystick
LET'S 🫧🪛 IT!🧵👇

Reg Holdsworth’s dead?

They’ve also acquired The Wheel to accompany Big Show. What a channel.

His vehicle now is Comedy Central UK literally just promoting that they’re showing all nine of his stand up shows. Again. Which they will do until the heat death of the universe.

Always.

A drawing of a nervous man in a lemon yellow t-shirt with 'I Love You' written in it. The text around the drawing proclaims "My name is Bill Decker, and I am a murderer." Later, this man will appear on Stars In Their Eyes as George Michael, performing 'Faith'.

My 12 year old daughter made a card for her auntie.

On top of an unwashed tea towel. Smashing.

I thankfully don’t have to travel on Pendolinos much these days. Which is nice, as they stink of shit, and the leg room was very much “knees at jaw level”

Yeah, it’s designed for people with mobility issues. Didn’t think of using it to sort out my janky previous keyboard - on the assumption that MacOS has similar.

Ah. It’s one of the most frustrating things as you can’t be 100% sure it’s not you typing badly until you replace the bloody thing.

Replacing a PM rarely solves anything. Apart from when it was Liz Truss, natch.

Is it a cheap wireless one? Because my cheap wireless one did that until I binned it and got another less cheap wireless one.