Emma

Something compelled me to make this

Angus

I’ve given up trying to stop my little fuckers. I just wipe them down a few times a day.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

And I'm calling for Nigel Farage to fuck right off.

Needs more numbers IMO

This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.

TheNational.scot Wes Streeting defends Lord Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein... Sep 9, 2025 The Independent Streeting says Mandelson 'not guilty by association' over Epstein birthday book, Streeting says. Sep 9, 2025

more ppl need to be pointing out that wes streeting is peter mandelson's protege and that he defended mandelson remaining friends with epstein after he was convicted.

The thing is he's not pitching this to people who work, he's pitching this to retired people who are furious that other people might get marginally better working conditions than they had.

@cheeseford.bsky.social someone at work just asked me if I knew my way around a spreadsheet and now I’m giggling at “drive to Braintree and ‘bum my tarts head in’”

“That’s a health responsibility I’m afraid”

a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room . Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video

Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.

Starmer needs to acknowledge he didn’t win a huge mandate — the Tories collapsed, so Labour strolled in.
Corbyn actually lost with more votes.

What did McSweeney do next? Advise Labour into the lowest poll ratings in its history.

So spare us the tears over McSweeney’s resignation.
👇🙄

I explained that out of hours shifts equals more money for meaty sticks

Negotiations are breaking down

Tbh I still think I have had cups of tea stronger than Starmer but Mandelson has had far too much power since before he was even an MP, even Corbyn couldn’t get rid of him

A gingery tortoiseshell cat with white bits, standing on a kitchen floor, looking at camera with an air of dissatisfaction. In the background is an empty blue dish

“I will not turn round and look at Schrödinger’s dish, in case the answer is disappointing. It is up to you to master the paradox and see to it that the dish is as I want it to be. Also stop photographing me and putting me on the fucking internet, bastard”

Chicken and tuna were provided. Negotiations continue

Regret to inform that I worked a shift this evening and Ivy and Martha didn’t have their tea til 9pm

SURE

HONK SHU

It continues to amaze me how many people treat child (and indeed adult) sex abuse differently depending on the background of the offenders.

OK this makes me extremely angry. Has everyone forgotten the massive profiteering from thousands of avoidable pandemic deaths?? The unconstitutional suspension of parliament to force through an act of nationalist destruction that cost our children their future??

Get him

Coco has been known to do strategic voms. Gus just used to stuff his little face then honk it all back up

Foul beast

I mean if forced I would probably go with this, which is almost perfection in its skewering of a certain breed of mid late 90s metro-liberal voguishness

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvn4...

I kind of feel like Corbyn
wouldn’t have had any time for him but knew there’d be uproar if he threw him out. Probably Starmer had been told the same.

In fairness the party should have bounced him long before Starmer was even in