Emma

She says she can type faster

Martha helpsing

It’s just as well they’re cute, the amount of wee I got out of the carpet last Sunday with the new machine

This is how I ended up with two. I was powerless against those eyes.

Rammer. Justice for Funky Dory also

On the subject of which my mate sent me this photo of baby Ivy in session she took when visiting

this is clearly the best possible reason for social media to exist

Another one for free: Rachel Stevens was on Band Aid 20 but wasn’t invited-she just turned up with Will Young and nobody wanted to tell her

IIRC that was the only Westlife single where Nicky got a verse

Make sure she’s not on your chare Parkin

Daphne may be pleased to know Coco is now a feature known to the village dog walkers

Coco also finds that her dad is pitiably slow in opening the door which contains her flap

You might also try putting something that’s used regularly dead dead high up

GODMOTHER DAPHNE

Being a shill for the worst people on earth has aged him terribly, hasn't it?

Ivy reports my “giving Ivy a treat” KPIs are not looking good

Just to be clear, an English degree - learning to critically assess texts - is actually one of the most dangerous for people such as Badenoch.

An educated population, able to bring hundreds of years of context to statements in a dawning age of AI slop and attention-seeking dishonesty is also vital.

Martha is standing on the laptop keyboard

Antifa Activist Michael Heseltine Shifts Overton Window Leftwards

“Too many kids go to university” is a view that’s a surprisingly good leading indicator of where someone’s views will converge on as they pass up the demographic ladder

What’s she like eh Parkin

Ye fella says BOSH

Gender critical activists accused of ‘hateful’ remarks about trans women Labour MP Richard Quigley said he was ‘appalled by the comments, but not surprised’

Can we stop using calling groups like Sex Matters and LGB Alliance,"Gender Critical Activists" as if their views are in any way "legitimate"? When they make comments like these then I can't see how you can call them anything other than transphobic hate groups.

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That’ll be it

I was just saying about how Parkin has always loved that chair

This is brilliant

Oh Lord I didn’t need the Cooper/Mallett worlds collide

Sphericat

Remember that weird thing a few years ago where there were all these anti shit smeller sprays that you were supposed to spray in the bog and that just made it smell like shit and body spray, I’m glad we grew out of that