@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
Writer of comedy content, topical news jokes and more. Weekly podcast here: https://shows.acast.com/the-donkey-of-news
75% of GPs against assisted dying said it could be a slippery slope, but apparently that's not even one of the options. #jokes
18.05.2025 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏👏👏
02.03.2025 10:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If blue Monday was hard for you, good luck with 'Orange Tuesday' in the US next week.
17.01.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's sentence was disappointing and confusing, like most of his other sentences really.
#trumpjokes
Happy blue-year everyone.
06.01.2025 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good point, he is the voice of sanitary cleaning, maybe that includes Mozzies. 😃
02.01.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agreed - so awesome on Insta/love his updates.
31.12.2024 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awesome work Sir! And a pleasure to have your input on Donkey of News.
31.12.2024 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, I loved that.
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Here's this week's news jokes and some tinsel:
#comedy #newsjokes
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Here's my recent episode 5 of 'Donkey of News' jokes. (The next one will be along shortly).
#newsjokes #podcast
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The dangers of Major War (and Private Punch-up)...
#newspuns
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Boris claims the Church of England is behind the obesity crisis, especially the deep fat Friar...
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Keanu Reeves bullet dodging scene in The Matrix is the best movie stunt of all time. The stunt beat Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, and Donald Trump pretending to care about someone else in Home Alone 2.
#jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday
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Here are my weekly jokes as a video podcast:
#newsjokes
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They are creaming the market.
15.11.2024 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Donald Trump has announced the members of his new government. Commentators have said that his new cabinet is so scary, not even The Repair Shop can fix it.
#jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop
Why do they hold COP in Azerbaijan? It's like having a Vegan conference in a Wimpy.
#jokes
I wish Elon Musk was an aftershave, then we wouldn't have to hear from him after Xmas.
15.11.2024 09:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
14.11.2024 21:19 — 👍 1277 🔁 235 💬 29 📌 9Lots of new friends on here now. Welcome!
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Scientists have discovered that deaf mosquitos stop reproducing, limiting the spread of disease.
The breakthrough was made on a recent holiday with Brian Blessed.
#jokes #funnies #hashtags #comedy
10.11.2024 09:53 — 👍 183 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
Prince William has been playing Rugby with children in Cape Town. Surely he could afford a ball?
#dailyjokes #newsjokes
This week's news jokes as a podcast are up:
#comedy #podcasts #newsjokes
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Enjoy this week's topical jokes while you can...
#comedy #newsjokes
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Here are my news jokes for this week:
Enjoy!
#comedynews #podcast #newsjokes #comedy
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Here's a link to a podcast of my recent comedy news jokes, hope you enjoy:
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Is this really news?
27.08.2024 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good call! 👍
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