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Girrrlllll I don't feel like being scolded and lectured by the head witch in charge

My boss is scary when he's mad

His wife? Worse

Nah

Because you don't work for my boss

It's his wife

Anddddddd she's terrifying

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What

What do you mean the boss lady is coming home

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I'm gonna go hide in the closet

I do not feel like being scolded.

I dunno why my exes called me psycho

I'm cute.

I'm not crazy.

. . .

Ok maybe I'm a little crazyyyyy

Brooooooooo if we are going after exes can we go after mine.

[ Pulls out mile long list ]

Ohhhh I forgot about the newbie.

Also yayyy I am no longer at the bottom of the pole anymoreeeeeeee

I forgot today was Sunday.

Ooops

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Why the fuck is it so hot.

A bitch can't have shit in this Denny's, honestly

[ Looks left ]

[ Looks right ]

Am I allowed to take my clothes off or is it too early for that yet.

I do act professionally.

Its not my fault I wanna make out with hot men.

God forbid a twink does anything for himself.

🙄

Eh?????????

What do you mean I can't wear a crop top and booty shorts when I go hunting for our targets.

How is it inappropriate.

🙄

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Ehhhhh it is what it is.

At least I get to do whatever I please

To an extent and it could be worse honestly

That sounds fun.

Two of my bosses are the sons of a Yakuza family.

They're...nice. One's a bit more uptight than the other so...there's that.

"Ehh..a few times. The people I work for...uh...one has a lot of pets. Cats, dogs, snakes...that sort of thing.

Kinda used to it at this point."

[ He says, shrugging as he stares at the other ]

"You uh....you're different, aren't you?"

!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Omg what a cute little dog."

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well.

I do for now.

They're Yakuza but it is what it is.

Haha....gosh that is so like....ironic actually.

"Yippee!!!"

Why is the blonde bimbo saying I can't flirt with men while at work but he is literally posting 🍑 pics while he is supposed to be working

Pot meet kettle for real

Honestly?

Same.

Also I would not call them that. I mean....they're not bad guys but they aren't..good either.

:0

"We like. Totally should.

When do you get off."

I mean my bosses, or co-workers, aren't Gods. They're human.

Very boring, and tacky, and annoying humans.

They kinda took me in when I got kicked out of Heaven.

Damn, bro that's crazy. I'm a Libra.

I mean...I probably could but they'd probably send me back to rehab.

Againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[ Sighs ]