CARTOON OF THE DAY

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Laverne & Shirley

Think firing the entire federal workforce will save America money?

Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.

Do you have an Abyssinian guinea pig in your herd? My girl Laverne is an Abyssinian, and she is so sensitive when I try to pet her. She likes to be held though. Shirley is an American crested.

Imagine saying this about an agency that has helped millions of people around the world avoid malaria, obtain clean water, and gain access to food & health care. Especially when you’re the world’s richest man & your net worth is something like 20 times this agency’s annual budget. What a foul soul.

I’m concerned Wednesday might be a trap.

Yesterday was Laverne & Shirley’s 3rd Gotcha Day!