Jason Paar

Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Going on TV to announce that you’re an enormous baby who is scared to go out in public has become a core tenet of the Republican Party.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

LETS REMEMBER SOME BILLS.

Came to this thread to post this monstrosity of a game.

my son waking me up for some Bluey

Really? It’s been out for a week.

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

The Childfree Guide to Life and Money: Make your finances simple so your life without kids can be amazing, by Jay Zigmont Incredible grift by the author to get this published

CHAPTER ONE

Travel freely and go out to eat whenever you feel like it.

THE END

Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s trying to lean into that bullshit “real life Tony Stark” comparison

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

My pout pout fish voice is absolutely frying mine

CARD #2 #34 THURMAN THOMAS, Running Back HEIGHT: 5-10 WEIGHT: 198 BIRTHDATE: 5/16/66 COLLEGE: Oklahoma State YEARS NFL: 2 ACQUIRED: Draft 2, 1988 YEARS BILLS: 2 HOME: Missouri City, TX Was the third leading NFL rookie rusher in 1988... led the Bills with 881 yards on 207 carries... was chosen Rookie-of-the-Year by the Bills' Monday QB Club and Booster Club... also compiled 208 yards receiving on 18 catches...ran for a 37-yard TD against the Raiders, the longest run by a Bill since 1986... was one of the premier RB's in the country during his career at Oklahoma... rushed for 4,595 yards and 43 TD's and holds the OSU record with 293 yards in a game...threw a 12 yard pass on a flea-flicker in the Gator Bowl...enjoys fishing and collecting Garfield dolls... majored in physical education... full name is Thurman Lee Thomas.

"It all started after my junior season," he said. "I was really depressed about the year, and I was reading the comics when I came across Garfield. It lifted my spir-its. I kept reading it, and after awhile I started collecting them."

Thurman Thomas: An enthusiastic Garfield collector

parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

No shot, he’s the Pete Campbell of the West Wing

the worm is controlling him like ratatouille

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth

the first half

Me and @mattlieb.bsky.social’s podcast was a Jeopardy clue and I’m losing my mind

Same

Spoken like a man who has never been to Cheektowaga

Can't get over Kevin Burkhardt saying that Sonic and Knuckles was Nintendo-based. He clearly never grinded the slots on Casino Night Zone.

Do I need to know who “Theo Von” is

Charbonnet or B. Allen?

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years