Morgan Phillips

I spent my 20s rising up through the ranks of professional a cappella

This was a somewhat alarming post to see as a standalone

“Year of the Fire Horse” feels a little too on the nose tbh

Can we circle back to the Musk vs. Zuckerberg MMA fight idea now please

WHO DO U WORK 4

Because Trump values loyal employees

This part is driving me INSANE. Why is nobody asking about this other couple and their kids?

How is everyone missing the “I brought another couple and their children” part? Especially since he specifies HIS kids didn’t get left behind 🤯

Hi, what happened to the children of the other couple?

“I don’t recall WHY we did it.”

He brought another couple, and that couple’s children. He specifies that he brought his OWN children with him when he left. Doesn’t mention the other couple.

DO SOMETHING PLEASE

Okay my bad apparently it’s real 🙃

If America did another New Deal we could still just call it the New Deal because it would be

Stop trying to be the worst person, Dr. Oz! There’s too much competition, even a solid effort like this can’t compete. Be satisfied with very bad

Excerpt Kendzior book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)

From HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT:

"Trump covers up crime with scandal. That is his main propaganda tactic, the one few seem to be able to discern...The crimes are much worse than the scandals, but the media will always take the scandal bait."

The Winter Olympics is a hoax

Been workshopping formats for my upcoming mental breakdown, so far the lead contender is “becoming convinced that every bad thing is part of a vast interconnected conspiracy” segueing gradually into “obsessive online research” with a dash of “cryptic posts that worry friends and family”

Is that one of those Dubai chocolate lasagna sandwiches I’ve been hearing about

Hi, did anybody else watch that British TV show “Years and Years”?

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was great, but my favorite thing about it is that nobody will understand if you refer to it as either 28 Years Later (2?) or The Bone Temple, you pretty much have to call it 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

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If I was forced to release a huge trove of documents that incriminated me, I’d add 10 forgeries, including one that accused me of something demonstrably false. Then I’d hold that document up in the air and say, “SEE??? Fake news! Oh, and look! These other 3 are also fake! Oh! And now 6 more???”

I’m @morganphillips on Upscrolled, in case it becomes a thing

Every once in a while I’ll remember #Anonymous and wonder how they’d handle something like ICE or the Epstein Files. It’s a shame they all got zapped into Tron world 😢

Out of Minnesota? But fine other places? Where are you implying it would be okay for them to go?

Hi @schumer.senate.gov do something now, today. If you can’t do anything legislatively, I need you to immediately fly to Minnesota (hurry before the storm) and personally confront ICE. Third option is resign. Thanks!

Oops, our only advantage over Russia and China was the friends we made along the way

10% chance we’re now going to invade Iceland, to avoid humiliation

One big unlock to understanding Trump is when you realize the color gold is the closest to his piss

I’ve always pronounced “guillotine” the French way but I’m willing to start pronouncing the L’s if that will speed up their popularity

Counterpoint: Do escalate, do escalate.