@dietsprite.bsky.social
Phillies and other things
How lucky of you to randomly pick the best episode of the series, you should play the mega lotto jackpot
17.11.2025 19:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
16.08.2025 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0H
18.06.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Londonβs calling, donβt you dare pick up the phone
18.06.2025 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Justin Bour
18.06.2025 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I swear this is a Gary Larson cartoon
16.06.2025 20:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Money can be exchanged for goods and services
13.06.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
08.06.2025 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
01.06.2025 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kyle Lohse
30.05.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DΔ ΕΓ§αΊ½ ΔΓ’vΗΕ DΗΓ±ΔΔ
22.05.2025 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Country music is so amusingly terrible
21.05.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ranger Suarez
04.05.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Launch the team into the sun
23.04.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Similar to how I had no idea that Mat Latos and Mike Leake were two different guys either
19.04.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
19.04.2025 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
15.04.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a fucking useless team
11.04.2025 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cannot with Bohm or Marsh at this point
11.04.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had a strange dream last night that the Aβs traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever.
09.04.2025 13:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
huge news. big fat news.
09.04.2025 01:33 β π 49 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0Glasnow? More like Ass Now
06.04.2025 18:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice
30.03.2025 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most important part of setting a lineup is making sure your best players are getting the most at bats. The second most important is splitting lefties if possible. The rest is fluff. If Trea, Bryce and Kyle are in the top 3-4 spots and there isnβt a run of three lefties, the rest doesnβt matter.
24.03.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock
18.03.2025 12:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Minus the bear
11.03.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Travis Hafner
25.02.2025 23:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would love to see the chiefs win a playoff game without them getting a bunch of ridiculous calls from the refs to facilitate it.
27.01.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Down by 16 in the 4th quarter, better try for a field goal
21.01.2025 03:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having an obsessive parasocial relationship with the president because I have no actual friends.
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