Julian Smith

OK CHRIST is the perfect name for a backup school

what was in that burrito sweet jesus

Leo was very Leo in that movie starring Leo

This entire thread on Portland culture — especially political culture — is well worth the read. Thank you so much @ceaubin.bsky.social 🌹 #pdx #portland #portlandoregon

Mash up bands:

Etta James Gang

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

Also a dearth of Berthas lately

It just looks like fall

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man swing big hammer

YouTube video by ハク。 ハク。"それしか言えない" Official Music Video

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Abraham Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai (for real)

Gobstoppers, especially since I discovered Amazon sells them by the case

the beautiful irony is that having that much $$ is itself the reason you can never trust whether someone really, actually loves you or not, ever again

How are the pickups not hot dogs too

a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a graffiti wall with a copyright symbol ALT: a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a graffiti wall with a copyright symbol

And salad bars

Burn it to the ground and bury it next to the olympics

The rare exception to Betteridge's Rule of Headlines

The Onion Wants an Oscar for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile—Coming to a Theater Near You And Onion CEO Ben Collins knows just how to sell this 20-minute mockumentary to the Academy: “Do you like pedophiles? I don’t think you do. You know what you could do to prove it?”

Thank you Vanity Fair for printing this incredible subhed.

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It’s like a golden retriever with a Wikipedia account

Yassss

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

In the 2000s Jack Johnson released the same song 7 times and we all let it happen

Is his act pretending he almost drowns in 10 different ways? Tries to juggle floating balls?

I wish I could figure out what it was about Shogun that made it so engrossing, it’s almost in its own category.

Kept waiting for him to lose a hand showing how this all works

He was, as they say, a mothefucker