Hagen Patrick

Rep. McGovern with the right words at the right time.

Ordered.

J: You guys are experts at red herrings.

G: And you are bad at bullshitting.

An administration of trashy liars. Welcome to America!

Marc Andreessen is money wealthy and common-sense poor.

"I mean, it might be the answer, but I'm not completely signing off on it until I get something in return."

"How dare they investigate us? Especially when we're under investigation?"

"Please don't think that I have anything to do with my father's grifting. We're a completely separate criminal enterprise!"

"We were doing so much criming that we had to turn to a less-regulated monetary system to keep our grifting schemes going. We're the victims here."

"That can't be a serious question. We get our money through grifting. C'mon."

"Why did Jack Smith document my father's crimes? Why?"

"You saw how we are constantly attacked for just trying to spread our grift and fascism and racism and criminality. It's so unfair!"

Sí, por favor.

"I'm too busy snuffling Trump's nuts to dig in and read that."

"I would be deeply concerned of Marxist ideology taking the place of our fascist ideology."

The party of Law and Order is actively preventing Law and Order. Keep fighting to stop this, Rep. McGovern!

What part of that is legal? Is this more of that "he likes to have fun" crap that Speaker Johnson was using to excuse the sombrero meme, or will Republicans ever see the red lines this president is crossing every day?

What part of that is legal? Is this more of that "he likes to have fun" crap that Speaker Johnson was using to excuse the sombrero meme, or will Republicans ever see the red lines this president is crossing every day?

All three of them can fuck way, way off.

She wants it now, li'l Mike.

Can they gag this li'l fascist?

Just sleep with him, Pam. You don't have to blow him in front of all these senators.

"I can't do anything to upset Jesus Trump, Senator."

"I want to be a great man, too, despite my micropenis, shitty smell, horrible taste, idiotic mindset, lies, revulsion, horrific record, criminality, and bad makeup."

"Fortunately, the Republicans have a leader, and I'm driving the republic into the biggest, shit-filled ditch you've ever seen."

"Oh, sure. We're eliminating this thing called 'The American Dream'. Ever heard of it?"

"As soon as I drop dead or go to prison, the people of Canada will love us again."

"I'm going to blame everything on the Democrats and you'll report it so it's legit and I'll destroy the nation that way. Thank you for your attention to this mater!"

"I think it's never gonna be over because I need something to scare the base."

"Since I got here, this place has become a raging hellhole where people would come from Canada, other places, and end up getting kidnapped by ICE."