Richard Miller

Blood Scone: The Demon Baker of Inverness.

I am struggling to understand how one makes dry-looking cranberry sauce. That takes real skill.

The only one I know of that looks like a cowboy hat.

It took me roughly eight years to admit that nothing work-related happens on weekends—and I still have to remind myself of that regularly.

The Scrambler. Mickey’s Dairy Bar, Madison WI. Wash it down with a chocolate milkshake!

Witness The Scrambler from Mickey’s Dairy Bar in Madison, WI. Breakfast or lunch best washed down with a chocolate milkshake.

My dog: OMG, you appeared in the kitchen! That means I get a treat—where is it? WHERE IS MY TREAT?

I miss card catalogs!

In the spirit of compromise: 2 dinners an hour apart.

I believe they only appear when you’re sipping sherry.

Very diplomatically put.

The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!

Change it to “Louvre1”?

Is John Jardine no longer available?

Giving new meaning to the phrase “Cheese it, it’s the cops!”

In my mind “Chicagoland” is always preceded by “Your” and followed by “Ford dealer.”

This seems related to the old question what’s the difference between a saxophone and a motorcycle?

It’s very important to scaffold your investigation properly.

Also, “thought police” should not be hyphenated.

Breton mastered the art of stepping to the front of the parade.

3. Extension announces a micro credential in AI Prompt Engineering.

“Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: I may be a simple canine lawyer….”

Yay! I’m 5’-9-1/4” which means I’m tall! Thank you!

“Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m a man of wealth and taste.”

The invention of the MBA was the death knell for society….

That reminds me: whatever happened to sun tea?

I’ll wait until they have legs.

Wait till you find out WHY it’s called “Dixie.”

You have to line them up if you want to see which way they fall.

Let’s see that VC pitch!