Ash 🏳️‍⚧️🌻🛼 (it/any)

Turns out I learned it from Karen Filippelli being teased by Jim in The Office for not sounding Italian enough. 7 years ago I watched that episode, I didn't even know it was a real word yet somehow the fuckin parrot in my head yanked that shit out of the deepest corners of my subconscious lmao

I randomly started ticcing "abbondanza" and doing the 🤌 motion recently. I assumed it was my tourettes attempting to sound Italian by speaking gibberish. Two weeks later, my coworker heard me ticcing and asked "are you ticcing abundance in Italian?" Y'all my tourettes knows more languages than I do

I'm hosting session 0 with some of my roller derby teammates on Saturday. I have 2 days to read the 2024 books with my crippling dyslexia and I have not started yet 😂😭 I was not built for this

Roller derby for sure

I can't believe how many people supported removing the skater, if I was there I would've been the one throwing it in the trash and/or raising hell over the skater getting kicked out

The league attempted to remove him but they said they couldnt force him to leave. I still got my full stipened check, apologies from both the officiating crew and event organizers. 2 months later I got a copy of their new policy and a thank you for helping them realize they needed to take action

I refused to ref a double header I traveled 9 hours for because an audience member was wearing a flag with the Confederate flag on it. I won't be playing or volunteering for any derby event that has fascist imagery, including pictures of the current POTUS

The problem is that dopamine is always one click away. My ADHD ass could NOT get off the computer

Facts 🔥🔥

Wendy sauced spicy honey BBQ nuggets have no business slapping this fucking hard

Whenever I play roller derby: "oh my god, playing derby is the best, I just want to play derby all the time"
Whenever I ref roller derby: "oh my god, reffing derby is the best, I just want to ref all the time"

You're telling me I gotta choose sometimes????

A Google search with "did you mean: roller derby champs?" As a suggestion

My tourettes: don't shit on my mom!
My mom: please don't shit on her mom

Today's tic of the tournament was "put the poopy on the dicky" followed by "75 day no shit challenge" as a close second

Tourettes at roller derby is always a good time lmao

My tourettes just kinda already made that happen lmao

I'm convinced people don't understand autism because it's too relatable. Everyone gets overwhelmed, we all feel socially lost sometimes, but NTs can handle way more and can just move on without having a meltdown

IMO ppl are nice to me about my tourettes cause it's alien enough they can't relate

Heading into a derby tournament on 7 back to back days of 5hrs or less sleep. My tourettes is about to invent some sentences that have never before been spoken lmao

Thank god I'm not driving to this one

A screaming face on a potato with floating text that says "my tourettes anytime it's quiet at derby practice"

The word of the day is cunt!

My team did A vs B/C a few months ago, getting lead a few times was such a massive confidence boost. That's awesome!

My sister is going to school down there, I have slowly been trying to get her re addicted to roller derby lol. Do you know of any upcoming bootcamps?

Irvine CA? Congrats on surviving an A/B game 😂

Facebooks new rules technically allow you to call straight people stupid for being straight js 😅

Catch me in the comments going "imagine being straight LMAO CRINGE"

/s kinda

I made my ex's homophobic dad listen to my cunty as hell lesbian music for an entire 4 hour road trip last year. It's the little things in life rly

I got dead named in my dad's obituary and eulogy. It's fucking wild what people who "love" us will do out of bigotry

Sorry you're going through this 💖🫂

There's a line between socially inappropriate but kinda funny, and genuinely triggering to people regardless of my intent. My tics have been crossing that line recently. I just want to isolate until my tics pic smth else 😔😭

Thankfully the people around me are understanding. But it still sucks

Sometimes I have sexual tics, I always try to redirect them so that I'm the subject. When I tic "can you put my dick in my ass" it's kinda funny, but when I tic "can I put my dick in your ass" it's understandably off putting, even if they know it's a tic. Lately I'm not always able to redirect them

Usually I find my tourettes pretty amusing. Lately the socially inappropriate part of my coprelalia has really been stepping it up. not only do I have *the* slur in my tic rotation, but 6 times this week I've had to walk/skate away from someone to avoid smacking them on the ass

My tourettes "fuck that bitches dad"
My mom "no thank you"
😂😂

Tourettes seriously making me question if I've ever been the funny one lol

I definitely got that impression reading the words "actually autistic" but from what I could find, it's not meant to exclude self diagnosed individuals. It's meant to distinguish autistic voices from organizations like autism speaks afaik

It's definitely an unfortunate name though 😅

There was a transfem that I kinda knew at a BBQ when I was 14-15ish. I spent like 4 hours trying to get up the nerve to just ask her "how", instead I transitioned 10 years later rip