Victoria Gausden

God, yes! Mustn’t leave it to chance!

My cousin used to send one every year largely about his exotic holidays and I would send one back about the hideous disasters which had befallen the family over the previous 12 months.

Blood-curdling.

I am revelling in it!

What were all the underscores doing before email addresses?

Saw something online about someone I went to university with. She’s married, numerous successful children, a glittering career, lives in a minor stately home but she’s very wrinkly so I think , on the whole, I win.

I’m so sorry to hear his and send my love to you and your brother. They look so happy with each other xx

Watching Jurassic World and the main thing I take from it is that neither dinosaurs nor humans have any sense of spatial awareness whatsoever.

Where are the hulks when you need them?

“I’m sorry, Lady Mone, we’re not taking you out to your yacht. This IS your yacht now.”

#GirlsOwnCC

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

It’s quite nice having someone else set the theme. Like being back at school.

That killed my great grandmother.

Thanks. Are you doing this year?

Yes, you can do anything you want, whenever you want. I think I’m going to struggle with some of them it at least it gives you a start.

Tiny watercolour paintings of four men with ludicrous moustaches

Last year, I did #Inktober where you produce a drawing a day using set prompts. I’m already three days behind this year and I’m using paint rather than ink but, apart from that….Anyway, here’s my day 1 and the prompts in case you want to join in. #Moustache

Thought so.

Is this a task set by your wicked stepmother to prevent you from going to the ball?

A Long Light Cloud With Wisps In A Colorful Hue, Yellow,Pink, Orange, In Blue Sky, Above Trees, Looking Across A Field

Light As A Feather….

Correct on both points.

I’m curious as to who will be watching the abomination.

We stopped at 1914 so we could give a passable explanation of the causes of the First World War but not what actually happened.

Passes the time until death.

The only thing I remember from my O level history course (Europe 1870 to 1914). Oh, and the Phoenix Park murder and the Ems Telegram.

Probably would have been too busy anyway to spend his time debating the niceties of the Artisans Dwelling Act

Frederick Leighton would have painted him to death before he noticed.

Thanks! We always did turnips when I was young and they were very sinister but we lost a lot of blood hollowing them out!

Ta!

“You’re all fat and useless “ is an interesting take on a pep talk.

I don’t suppose Pete Hegseth would have been a big fan of the Artists’ Rifles.