Michael

And is anyone going to do something about Hitler?! The more I read about him the more I think he’s not such a nice guy. 😑

You really need to be careful with pickaxes ⛏️ or mallets too.

Wow! 2016. That’s like ten years ago. 🤔💭💭💭

I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.

Rawr 🐯 For a good time follow Miss Coal on her boogie woogie site 🥳 Still amazed how quick you find things in your library of content 😍

Standing in my lingerie in my bathroom, as you do. Anti-catfish text pointlessly but stubbornly center stage.

Miss me?

I'm on my sites most of the time these days.

🥰

AlexCoalxxx.com

It’s sad that people still fall for the catfish or imposter accounts. Don’t know why in this day and age, they haven’t wisened up. No actual performer is going to contact a random follower then try to get money for a personal tragedy or a hook up. Yet it keeps happening. 😕

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Alex Coal ♀️ (42 links) All my links in one place.

I don't use Facebook.

Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook

All my real links are on this list
Alexcoalxxx.com

Anything else is fake.

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Uni lad headline hospice nurse who’s seen 100s of people die says everyone always says the same thing on their deathbed. Photo is a blond haired blue eyed woman’s face

“you won’t get away with this”

I thought Palpatine was an avatar for Dick Cheney. And poor George W was the mislead Anakin.

We had a good run

I grip them all day!

A imagem é composta por dois quadros retirados de uma cena dramática. No primeiro, um homem de barba, trajando roupas formais futuristas, fala com firmeza para uma mulher de costas. A legenda diz: “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore” (“Eles nem se dão mais ao trabalho de mentir mal”). No segundo quadro, a mulher — de expressão séria e contida, vestindo um traje claro e elegante — encara o interlocutor com amargura. A legenda completa: “I suppose that’s the final humiliation” (“Suponho que essa seja a humilhação final”). O ambiente é sofisticado, com arquitetura moderna e minimalista, sugerindo um contexto político tenso e opressivo.

Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026

Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.

Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

Many impromptu golden showers has put this man in a dour mood. My garments soiled in human excretions.

Rawr 🦁

congrats on hanging in there for another year, beyond proud of you ❤️

NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER!

I get the feeling you will feel a little bloated soon. Might end up going out your pores. Look like a shower head spurting out.

Getting sexier every year 😊 also noticed the ink progression 😉

four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀)

Must have been a cozy blanket 😊

Funny that they used to say cockeyed instead of cross eyed 😂

Lol I was thinking who is that standing there? Who are they? A friend of yours? Then I realized it’s a cardboard cutout 🫠

Deleted scene 😯

painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

a cartoon skunk is holding a cat in a living room . ALT: a cartoon skunk is holding a cat in a living room .

At this time respect his and Sylvester’s privacy 😢