Chris

My Etsy witch is doing extra work because how did I miss a toxic bullet of a man only to accidentally meet the hottest man that’s ever given me attention?! Anyway here’s a picture I thought was cute but giving wonky eyes cringe.

Now why would I be telling myself good morning 😠

Good morning bottoms

It’s always fall in this house

I haven’t heard about this, I was debating upgrading from my old Mini.

The way I went to the Eras Tour, rocked the last five albums… The Life of a Showgirl fucking sucks. It’s her worst album. As a fan I’m beyond disappointed with this out of touch slop. Nobody sat her down and said, girl these aren’t even vault tracks.

Not really but damn I’d be lucky if he was my boyfriend 🤭🥵

This is how I have nightmares too. Not even worried about the results, just how I’m perceived.

I’ve seen Slay and would rather not subject myself to THAT one again, but the others I’ll look into. Thanks!

Honestly, I’ve already seen it for my Spooktober threadsbut since all my old threads are gone… maybe some rewatches wouldn’t hurt! This one disturbs me too…

Welcome to my annual Spooktober movie marathon! This is my first year on Bluesky, my Twitter threads of the past six years are gone :(
Here’s the rules: One movie for each day. Suggestions welcome. I will post a small review. Participation is welcome. Long form TV is excluded.

Let me pull the hood back and sniff, I’ll let you know if it’s an authentic experience.

Oh… we’re doing circles again. Your collection of white muscle with busted faces truly looks like a glazed donut. Congrats.

I hope you all enjoyed my big tittie update because I have a boyfriend now and I’m crediting my knockers

That’s me

HELLO louder than everyone else

What if Bad Bunny pulled it out during the halftime show? 🥵 I know he won’t but what if? And what if Pedro Pascal was in the crowd and he pulled it out too? I mean… what if?!

Frankie Grande? Get out of here Frankie Grande!

I feel beefy lately

Let’s make a baby to Madison Beers yes baby

Oh, so a pimp…

Had a lunch date and wouldn’t you know it… got used for my huge dong and heavy tits.

Abstaining once again from fcf tomorrow but still… it is.

People asking me how I got massive tits in a month. It’s called sadness and rage.

A dude with his shirt raised and his hairy huge tits out. Also his hairy little belly is out. Clearly posted for attention but also to show off how much weight he’s lost.

Anyway here’s my fucking tits and dad bod

I thought I was the only one who did this

Me when you look back

I’m feeling better

I’m gonna admit it. I’m getting really bad at games. I haven’t completed a game in a long time. I just bounce from one to the other.