John (but not Wick, from the "other" place)

Hello, Void.
#Fibromyalgia flaring on and off, mostly on, this week. Entire days lost to sleep. Bedridden by debilitating pain. I f*cking hate this condition.
That is all.

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Just like you.

Imma take the ♥️ as a 'yes'. 🤣

Ah, but did it show enough wisDom for you? 🤔

Always do this.

How'd I do?

No matter how far we go, we can’t escape this connection. We’ve been entangled since the beginning, and I’ve learned that trying to resist... just makes it all the more irresistible.

You and I are like entangled particles. Once we were connected—our energies bound in a state so close, so intimate, that no matter how far apart we drift, that bond never fades.

Hey, Void. Checking in to see that no one's noticed I went missing for months.

#IMissTwitterBeforeItBecameAHellscape

I played cello in the orchestra and trombone in band yet sadly did not get ripped. 😮‍💨🤷🏼‍♂️

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😁

Buying and using are two separate hobbies. 💅

Picture of a late 50s goateed bald white man wearing a purple t-shirt for #FibromyalgiaAwarenessDay

What's it like to have #Fibromyalgia?
1. Multiply your worst hangover by your worst flu.
2. Assign that to 3️⃣ on a dial that goes to 1️⃣1️⃣.
3. Pick a random number between 3️⃣ and 1️⃣1️⃣ when you wake up.
4. Repeat 3. every morning.
#PutOnPurple for #FibromyalgiaAwarenessDay
#ThisIsFibro #MyNameIsFibromyalgia

Happy #MILFDay. 🤗 💐

Dear Diary,

Writing this down since it's likely the only time this year it'll happen. The front *and* back yards are both completely mowed.

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🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

This may be the final thread to convince me it's time to quit BlueSky. Love you, McBeans. Peace out.

aw, snap, and me living in the us. 😕

Hey, Void. Still haven't figured out how to recreate 🐦-like experience on BlueSky, and I don't have time to invest in it either. May be time to drop back nine yards and punt.

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Wallet, phone, keys, glasses.

And this is why we follow you. ☺️ 🤗

Wider is better. 😁
Or so I've been told. 😈

Thank you. ☺️ 🤗

Likewise. You're one of a very small number of reasons I haven't abandoned BlueSky.

Those would be the ones that I lumped under innuendos. Wish I could be of more help, love. 🤗

I was once dumped by a woman because she didn't want to be the "man" in the relationship. So, I humbly offer my surrogacy to flirt with until such time as women drop to men's level of ease. 🤗HTH. 😁

P.S. We know men ain't rising to anything except innuendos and Dad jokes. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Lucky gym goers. 😜