Scott MayB Brayin' at the Moon Still Yet

It only seems like a lot of penises because it's cold, there's shrinkage, and they can display more.

For the record I am in the box of shame for making that joke.

a cardboard box that says " box of shame currently " Alt: a cardboard box that says " box of shame currently "

Darn that sock.

To see if he could see his house from there.

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

I'm on the edge of my goddamn seat!

Must be how vampires feel about Quaker Steak & Lube.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was an ollie. The devil is pretty basic.

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to drive."

Bouncy House field.

I knew it was from a commercial but not which one.

Not sure how I missed it but it's now on my list. (Peacock and Fawesome if anyone hasn't seen it or wants to watch again.)

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker, burn.

Every time I've smoked one I felt like Josey Wales.

Can't believe those are still around.

"Uncle Arthur! Get off the roof!"

🤝

The Volvo has way more swanky style.

Missed it the other day,
But you know what I'm going to say.
Well, I'm thinking it, anyway.

Tender cut beef jerky. Or a Slim Jim/equivalent.

Despite Ed passing away in 2006 and Lorraine dying in 2019, their legacy has lived on through the detailed Conjuring timeline which takes us on a journey through their unbelievable career – and there’s still more to come with director James Wan announcing a fourth Conjuring film is in the works as well as a TV series greenlit for streaming service Max.

I like the Conjuring movies way more than I like Ed and Lorraine but the "based on real events" bullshit pisses me off. They were hucksters. Their career is "unbelievable" because they lied. A lot.

This is aaaaaalmost worse than "psychic mediums". Neither are talking to the dead.

One of a kind interview with a video game.

No, you won't, because that is incredibly fucked up.

One baby to another says, "I'm lucky to've met you."

The other baby says, "Hey, I wrote that!"

A parody of a jeans ad showing the mutated guy from "The Fly" and the text: "American Eagle Seth Brundle has fly jeans"

Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse

Every time I like and then comment my like goes away, dammit.

Margot had the spark. Had it down from day one. Perfect balance. My favorite Lois, too.

Oh, Margot killed it as Lois, I can't even imagine Stockard in the role. Lesley would probably be too giggly for movie Lois, but it worked for the unseriousness of the musical.

Dammitalltohades, *Lesley

Leslie I could see as Lois, as I think she played her in the musical.