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(The joke of course is there will be no review because both Republicans and Democrats support the genocide of Palestinians)

Maybe we can just start with reviewing one credible allegation and see how it goes

Does she know there’s more to New York than just Long Island?

The final battle is going to be having to sign up for their own health insurance

This is literally an act of genocide.

I’m no lawyer, but if I was defending the Tylenol people in that lawsuit Texas just filed, I’d just casually slap this quote down on the bench and ask for a dismissal.

Toxic wastewater from oil fields keeps pouring out of the ground. Oklahoma regulators failed to stop it. Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, is spewing from old wells. Experts warn of a pollution crisis spreading underground and threatening Oklahoma’s drin...

Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, is spewing from old wells. Experts warn of a pollution crisis spreading underground and threatening Oklahoma’s drinking water.

the Jon Bois playoff hockey tweet but for this game specifically

I think if you say you’re making Evil Wikipedia and then the first day it’s out people figure out it’s mostly just stuff you stole from normal Wikipedia that you have to stfu for like 10 years minimum

It is one of my longest-held opinions that telling someone to “get a job” is one of the most devastating things you can say to someone.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Feel like this place would be 50% better if they just banned posting screenshots from Twitter

Measles kills people

Joe Rogan is confusing measles with chicken pox

This is like when cops investigate themselves and conclude that they did nothing wrong and are actually perfect

Oklahoma State Head Football Coach Brian Kelly

I don’t know what the answer is. I think Brent can do the job, but it sure feels like they just can’t ever put it all together. It’s like asking a mischievous djinn for a good football team each week. They’ll be good at *something* to do with football!

Did MattY get his account hacked by Magic Johnson?

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

i would play the heck out of this baseball RPG concept

The whole run was so wild and it might have been the first time I realized something could be both good and insane

Steve Sarkisian in Nashville feels like it has too much chaos energy

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

Joe Flacco has a new perspective with age 😂

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Me, after one (1) hit of the most mid trash weed ever:

Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious