tacocat backwards

someone told me to calm down today

anyone who can sleep sideways on a bed is little

jay is such a little weirdo I love him so much

"I have socks you can borrow! Or do you need your autism socks"

there is no way this delivery code bs is easier than just taking a photo

I think there just must be fewer queer looking "women" who look like they would be mean to them for them to drool over here so we all get promoted to "will get talked to" status

I have never been hit on by so many men in my life since moving to florida

this sounds like entertainment tech

we figured out what this meant

no

your asses don't know about skippyjon jones either

jay doesn't know about skippyjon jones! yet

one of my student loans is under 10k and I am really excited about that!!

I had a terrible day!!

but Jay is here so I think it'll get better

Kieran is back from his vacation! Longest two weeks ever tbh

west beavers

bro is so in europe

Also yes I eat plenty of fiber

I scuffed the underside of that fuckass sedan 3 times this trip. I hope they ban me from sedans

braved the disneyland fart tube

are you having enough fiber

I maintain that disneyland is what disneyworld thinks that it is

I am so proud of you 💜

so turns out Jay has not seen mountains before today

didneylan

looking forward to wearing 5 different black tank tops to california

real ones remember when the crackle neon on the dark universal portal was red instead of white

wrapping up my week of unfiltered Jay tweets and need to tell everyone that he went to howloscream with Kevin and I last night. Jay! Went to howloscream! This man can't even ride the haunted mansion with his eyes open

"oui"