fred solinger

hear me out: at least, unlike chuck schumer, he took to social media to say congrats? bsky.app/profile/schu...

pictured left to right: snake and liar

the scoop here is santos's unwarranted assumption that trump would have been on christ's side back then. journalism!

if only multi-million protests in this country were more newsworthy than spritzes and spaghetti in italy...

to be fair, this was also his response when we beat the 18-0 pats to win the super bowl, so he was consistent!

if there's a storm in heaven tonight, my father caught the replay

they're good enough at that on their own

this is what i get for replying

I KNOW

the giants are normalizing competency and, as a lifelong fan, i'm not ready for this.

optical illusions run rampant in that crowd. some people, for example, look at POC and LGBTQ+ and see fellow human beings. others see monsters, rapists, and vermin. a matter of perspective...

ange standing all alone in the middle of the pitch

god's lonely man

eric adams is probably kicking himself for missing out on the debate-cum-reality-show-no-one asked for, 'who wants to be ambassador to israel?'

oh, they "disappeared" his hair? check el salvador, south sudan, or eswatini. it's always in the last place you look...

this economy 🤷🏻

mostly around my kidneys, thx for noticing!!

i'm right here

Sacra-tomato. Sacra-tomato.

Not that I have cause to think about Sacramento much.

"trolling" is effectively their soft launch