The Spoon Man Mike Mitchell @doughboys.bsky.social
07.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ccantu.bsky.social
failed musician / tech marketer in Austin, Texas
The Spoon Man Mike Mitchell @doughboys.bsky.social
07.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my blackpilled view of these prediction markets is that they're crypto 2.0 and will become increasingly marginal as more and more idiots are grinded up by the wallet-inspecting machine by unscrupulous con artists
07.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of these people have built careers out of flattering power and offering justifications for the worst elite impulses imaginable. Why are they surprised to learn who's reading their shit?
05.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of these people's careers boil down to flattering power and offering them justifications for their worst impulses. Of course they're in the Epstein files!
05.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe recency bias, but I really could not believe how bad Gladiator 2 was
05.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not miserable or anything, but I'd be a lot happier if I had .001% of elon's networth
05.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd have to go with Nick Lowe's "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass." The vibes are impeccable with that tune
04.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This guy needs to be AG when it's time. Also if you're new to Larry this is Unkillable Larry Krasner. Everyone has come for Larry. They tried to impeach Larry. Larry still stands and he is gonna relish this shit
04.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 1359 🔁 221 💬 26 📌 5at long last, one of my favs has been implicated!
03.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0you actually don't have to imagine this because they do have to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant
03.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"The 4th Amendment? That's a nonstarter."
03.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He should have cast Steve Zahn as Odysseus, Jack Black as his faithful man servant, Jason Biggs as Penelope and Amanda Peet as his primary suitor
03.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Talarico calling his campaigns "mediocre" is incredibly generous. The guy sucked at politics! And continues to!
03.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0real talk: shit like this will probably help Talarico in the general if anything.
03.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barging into Zaslav's office to pitch a revolutionary new sitcom about nothing
02.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this guy is a deeply cynical piece of shit who thinks his audience has donkey brains.
02.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love that their brain genius reply just confirms that they're also cowards
02.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brett Ratner?
02.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
30.01.2026 20:07 — 👍 238 🔁 72 💬 10 📌 14firefighter version of The Pitt was right there
02.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my guess is that the rgv is over represented among the cbp/ice ranks. Everytime I see a video of these hispanic goons talking, they sound exactly like me and my high school friends and I hate it
02.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Both are agents from the rio grande valley
02.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0sorry, didn't he just indict Jerome Powell for an unnecessarily expensive and avoidable renovation?
02.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's such a strange variety of rightwing political radicalization that has happened in the valley that can be attributed, in my opinion, to massive amounts of federal government spending since DHS was created. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
01.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The agents who killed Alex Pretti are now identified by ProPublica. The man who shot Pretti in the back ("A4"), is Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa. The man who instigated the confrontation, then shot Pretti's prone body, is CBP officer Raymundo Gutierrez. Not new hires - 8 and 12 years service. 1/
01.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 408 🔁 192 💬 22 📌 20Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
01.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 7404 🔁 2778 💬 22 📌 8he's menacingly describing the American Dream lol
01.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they used to call this the American Dream
01.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0