Sarah Hayden

Listen, if you want to make minty cough syrup? Fine. You want to make fruity cough syrup? Great. But we must draw the line at fruity cough syrup with a mint finish, what are we DOING

A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

I will live, if only to keep the haters mad 🫡🫡🫡

If it was inside I wouldn’t go, but I think outside with a mask and a neg covid/flu test, it will be okay :)

counterpoint: if I die, I won’t have to pack my car back up, which might be a fair trade, lololol

Yeah, it’s thankfully not covid and I’ll be outside all day, but will def be keeping my germs to myself!

A raccoon keeps coming in my garage and washing James’ cat toys in James’ water bowl in the middle of the night 😭😭😭

I am so ill, but also I have a craft market. It is 6:30am and I have to unpack my car from yesterday and repack my car for today and leave at 8 and I am so ill. What to do, me and my illness. I think I have to go bc I need some more paint your own pottery pieces to fill the kiln, but… I might die??

Christmas is about to be the audition of a lifetime, might have to send her through a post-bacc year to get her up to speed, lol

my older brother’s wedding was today and so I am devastated to find out that a) that his wife is pregnant was a surprise to most guests AND b) they did the gender reveal inside the desserts so my brother didn’t even know and ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MULTIPLE SURPRISE LEVELS AND I MISSED IT

Did I immediately find a pattern for a baby onesie shaped like a pizza slice? YOU BETCHA

Chris! My man done got a wife and a son in one fell swoop!

my brother just got married, so I can finally reveal: ya gurl Shayden is becoming a cool aunt For Real next year 🥹🥹

I swear to god if the whole outcome of the ai bubble is that there will now be a surcharge to speak to a human even after the bubble bursts, I am going to start a very large fire

I better get some VERY fuzzy socks for Christmas from both of my brothers after these various ceramic feats this month, VERY FUZZY SOCKS INDEED

The doodles, now that I can pick them up - these are doodles my brother’s assistant drew that he emailed me to paint on mugs for her for Christmas, what a guy (both of us)

I am going to spend the rest of the month listening to post-college fob and will report back with my findings

I would love to see the records of how many noise complaints he has filed, I can only assume it’s in the thousands, just the woooooooorst, lol

omggggg, I love them!! Next batch I’ll try doodling some pups, expand my horizons :)

I vaped during intermission, lol - my experience felt enhanced, adds to the atmosphere imho :)

literally still college 😩😩 there’s like 2 songs post-2008, I should maybe catch up on what my allegedly favorite band has been doing for the past 20 years

I will never forget that haircut and I will ensure that he never does either, lol

I put out this embarrassment as a beacon to you specifically, a warning for all ye who tread near

Do I sniff… a business opportunity? To put people’s doodles on mugs?? This seems like a service I could reasonably provide, but also what if I lightly discriminate and only accept cat doodles, lol

Ahhhhh, have so much fun! There are some GREAT moments, I was tense the whole time!

Four ceramic mugs I made featuring hand painted doodles of cats originally drawn by my brother’s assistant. The first mug is burgundy with a white vignette where a cat is reading a book called How to Meow at 3am, the second is turquoise with a doodle of a cat sitting under a coffee maker, the third is yellow with a cat in a birthday hat with a party blower, and the last is dark blue with a cat in a dinosaur costume

these lil cat doodle mugs came out real cute! 😻😻

Also fun because it was a much younger, more diverse crowd than usual given the play at hand and I love that, bring new people to the theater that wouldn’t normally go, that is the whole point of art imho

just saw Paranormal Activity at the Ahmanson and it was fine, like very fun but not a great play mechanically, BUT: man I love horror plays and I hope they keep making them and bringing them to the ahmanson because it is, again, the best ticket in town. $29 for an orchestra seat! In 2025!

they were parked on top of each other to specifically not be blocking my driveway, and that was v polite so I was not gonna hassle their cars just to put out my garbage, but the age of cars is over: the time of my garbage has come

two cars have been literally parked on top of each other in front of my house for two trash days in a row (not bumper to bumper, literally bumper on top of bumper) so yes I did put out my garbage for tomorrow at 8am today because those fuckers finally moved