smell-o-vision

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

"The president has been able to completely ignore me, the leader of the opposition" is the own you think it is

First they said there was epstein no client list, then they said there were no epstein clients, next they'll say there was no epstein

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He'll either live to 200 or else just replace his physical form with TrumpGPT seemingly just to spite me personally

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In his Nobody 2 review he claims a song from Back to the Future plays, clearly mixing up the song "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion with the one by Huey Lewis (replied to wrong post before)

They explicitly say the world's financial data has been drained but inexplicably ice cube is able to make a purchase from amazon dot com in the middle of a global apocalypse in the climax

The entire conceit of the movie revolves around aliens attacking data centers and knocking out satellites and worldwide blackouts etc. but because the entire premises hinges on taking place on Ice Cube's computer none of this impacts his ability do anything at all

They point out explicitly that the entire world's financial data has been wiped out but inexplicably not only is amazon dot com still online but Ice Cube orders a usb thumb-stick from there in the middle of a global apocalypse in the climax

I think even under this definition the new war of the worlds managed to actually qualify as having substantial plot holes. mostly through a seeming complete lack of understanding of how most technology works

but what about biden being old

The Usual Suspects except they have the sketch of keyser soze from the start of the movie and the police are just morons

yeah

Decades Ago, Columbia Refused to Pay Trump $400 Million. Note That Number. A quarter century ago, the university was looking to expand. It considered, and rejected, property owned by Donald Trump. He did not forget it.

the nyt is gross but it turns out the answer might be petty drama trump had with them 25 years ago www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...

you need to push your glasses up and read the room omg

"And we will do nothing about it"

how. please explain how. genuinely what the fuck are you doing besides constantly begging the fools who continue to stay subscribed to the DNC's emails for more money, and magically hoping the guy who's unilaterally cancelling spending and breaking laws will respect midterm election results

what the fuck was spectre divide

What is preventing the republicans from adding concessions for democrats then trump simply impounding that spending? Do not ask for "bipartisanship", demand accountability for Elon Musk stealing the constitutional power of the purse from congress!

hopefully he manages to od before he turns off social security

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he also exclaims out loud he was 89% confident cap would just turn around after the villain killed some people in DC as a distraction when he's literally less than an hour drive away from the mastermind's secret lair

the villain in captain america brave new world is supposed to be a genius inventor and superhumanly intelligent yet he seems to be taken by complete surprise when cap shows up after he just called him on his iphone, which was immediately traced back to his secret lair

once again republicans can constantly push boundaries and see how many blatant power grabs they'll be allowed to get away with while dems are so tied up in "norms" they refuse to even use the powers and tools they uncontestably have

of course ideally he would have just been promptly prosecuted as soon as biden took office but what do I know

we honestly might have been better off in the timeline that january 6 actually succeeded and trump did not have 4 extra years of legitimization. If he straight up had a mob kill the vp and congress to stay in power we probably would have seen a more drastic, effective response to stop him

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i see we are finally introducing ben shapiro's proposed crime ban into law