Gary Morris

“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”

Jerry Seinfeld compares ‘Free Palestine’ movement to KKK in surprise Duke appearance “By saying Free Palestine, you’re not admitting what you really think,” Seinfeld said. “Compared to the Ku Klux Klan I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here because they can co...

From the guy who gave us “The Soup Nazi”

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How it started
vs
How it’s going

MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat

It’s going to be real test of the Trump cult as these boat parade admirals watch the price of bilge pumps soar by 72%

I guess—and I never thought I’d see it—we’re in a post-It’s-the-economy-stupid world

News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!

Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador

According to Jill Lepore, this is the most plastic-surgeried inauguration.

Haydn's team just sent a cease & desist order to the inauguration committee

“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights

His two best movies!

He really must have hated A Complete Unknown

On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore

Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy

People literally just wanted eggs to be cheaper and they're going to get Attorney General Humbert Humbert plus the return of polio.

What Is ‘Skiplagging?’ Meet the Man Unearthing Cheap Travel Hacks. Aktarer Zaman is the founder of a controversial website that unearths airfare hacks, most notably skipping the last leg of a flight for a cheaper price.

A true people’s hero

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/12/t...

Advertisements for AI make it painfully obvious that they realize that having spent billions to develop it, they desperately need to come up with something to do with it.

Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.

Truly is the end, final times

Additionally, 41 in 1907 is like 104 in 2024 years

Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing

Ethel Kennedy, Passionate Supporter of the Family Legacy, Dies at 96 She never remarried after the assassination of her husband, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, and she devoted herself to working on behalf of the causes he had championed.

That goddamned vaccine strikes again

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“Whomst amongst us has not accepted a free upgrade when offered?” -- Eric Adams's attorney

“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney

Perfect moment for a massive Trump boat parade in the Gulf.

Eric Adams has done too much for New York. That’s always the reason.

Lamestream Medea, Euripides’s Godfather Part III

Sondheim foretold it in 1981:
“And some day elections will be unknown
'Cause each of our kids will ascend the throne
And their kids have more kids with kids of their own
It's sort of a family knack
Till most of the nation's
Made up of relations
Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack”

The Art Critic Who Changed Many Tastes, Including His Own Peter Schjeldahl’s final book collects the essays and reviews he wrote in the years after a cancer diagnosis.

Few things could make me as happy as superb critic Dwight Garner’s superb review of Peter Schjeldahl’s superb last book, THE ART OF DYING. Two of great taste who taste great together. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/15/b...