Skywise @skywise001 - Bluesky Profile

12.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mummy wrapping as TP "Oh no ... NO!"

Mummy Family "MUM! BRENDAN KEEPS CURSING AT ME!"

Hi hows your bandages?

12.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mumpsimus
Definition - a stubborn person who insists on making an error in spite of being shown that it is wrong
said originated when a priest said mumpsimus rather than sumpsimus ("we have taken"-Latin) in mass. Corrected, he said he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus

12.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! My memories are more faded than a Nintendo Power :D

11.10.2025 09:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey if you want a really hard somewhat sadistic RPG, try Earthbound Beginnings without a guide! I feel like this is the perfect "challenge mode" game

11.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 92 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I havent heard about Earthbound is a very long time - did they ever do a proper english release of it or still just fanworks? :D

11.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hope its ok from an internet rando :)

11.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE WEATHER CHANNEL SUGGESTED TO DRESS FOR MID 70S

Ever wonder what the fuck went down exactly in the Middle Ages

When she tells you she's not into middle-aged guys.

Do you guys put the milk in first, or the serial?

Some #humor #memes hold on folks. This too shall pass.
@vicedrhino.com

11.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What fucking country is this?!

11.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 1328 🔁 542 💬 91 📌 33

So this IL Hospital Association memo describes an incident where ICE detained a US citizen, gave them HEART PROBLEMS, took them to a hospital where the fought with medical personnel, then left when they realized they detained a CITIZEN.

10.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1271 🔁 603 💬 39 📌 60

YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell If You Eat Meat You Should Know This

@sarahtaber.bsky.social Im curious what you think about their info www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sVf...

11.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Louis Rossmann Microsoft went too far

#Microsoft continues to lock down #windows10 blocking US #securityupdate. #Windows11 they require an online info shakedown before allowing you to use your OWN operating system. #Clippy #LouisRossmann #Youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NVt...

11.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by The Logical Leftist FAFO! MAGA County LOSES Only Hospital Thanks To Trump

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j95U...

11.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAGA pretending the trump presidency is going well for the next four years "THIS IS FINE."

Of course houses burn down a lot faster than 4 years... #MAGA #Trump #BurningHouse

11.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Release the Epstein Files.

11.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 18779 🔁 4474 💬 257 📌 149

California police pull over a self-driving Waymo for an illegal U-turn, but they can't ticket Police in Northern California pulled over a self-driving Waymo taxi after it made an illegal U-turn.

Traffic ticket? 🙅‍♂️
Points on license? 🙅‍♀️
Increased insurance? 🙅

01.10.2025 09:59 — 👍 41 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 2

@taku2024.bsky.social Alas I dont know the language but you look incredible.

11.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@essenceofthought.bsky.social Finally got patreon to let me sub to you. Their being real snits. Got my block for writing spicy chatbots and not selling them my soul.

11.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BTW its because I write spicy chat bots on other sites.

11.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got my #patrion #suspension. I knew it was coming - why I stopped working on my page. You have my fing bank info I do not need to give you my government ID you #censorship happy #bastards.

11.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guy walks into his bar and puts a pillow on his seat before sittitng at the bar. When his friend gives him a questioning look he says "My Doctor told me I needed a stool softener."
#Humor #memes #Dadjoke

08.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tried to review #StartrekOnline on #steam - yet for some reason my #review violates community guidelines I guess? What? Is Not recommending the game a violation now?

07.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel

Ive watched #Kurzgesagt off and on for years and while I may disagree with their conclusions I have never found a fact in error. #AI #AISLOP #Internet #Danger www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...

07.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SUCKING AT ROLEPLAY EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUPER KINKY "Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."

Never send a nude to your girlfriend when she is out with her mother "Mom just saw your penis"

@majorward.bsky.social *Waves* I thought you might get a smile out of this :D

06.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Revisiting Sonic Forces at the moment and I will *never* understand the vicious hate this got.

It’s fun, it handles better than most of modern Sonics, levels are well put together, the setpieces are great, and the music is some of the best in the series.

It’s so unfairly despised.

30.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 258 🔁 14 💬 53 📌 6