Frostbitten Flamingo

Being left on read on MS Teams is the equivalent of shouting into the void and the void replying with a 👍

Black text on white background reading: I guess sometimes we all get some kind of haunted.

I want music but idk what kind I want. There should be a name for this.

This day can fuck all the way off.

kuchisabishii When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely.

Let’s pretend this says something deeply profound

flirt? who me

Morning.

Please don’t talk to me until after the weekend.

*lips on mic*

WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT AND FUNNY PEOPLE AT?

people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse

visualize not thinking about it

OnlyFans but it’s just me insisting the carrot I'm peeling is definitely 12 inches.

Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music

I keep getting bubbles under my screen protector. This world is bullshit.

You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.

Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.

It is!

Yikes <complimentary>

Humor is the best defense against the absurdity of life.

why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there

Me: I’m going to walk with grace and elegance down these stairs.

My knees: Let’s sound like a fresh bowl of Rice Krispies!

There’s low-key a rebellious vibe to being a dreamer. Like, the world is on fire and you still choose imagination.

be kind, for everyone is kung fu fighting a battle you know nothing about

News headline, bald eagle drops cat through driver's windshield on North Carolina highway

I actually did have this on my bingo card

Earth is just a tiny speck and we are all its speckletts. Specklers. Speckoramas.

It's the anxiety associated with waiting for the disappointment that'll kill you.

that awkward moment when you try and take your phone off dark mode you temporarily blind yourself

Morning.