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Gourmand๐ฝ๏ธ๐ท Gardener๐ฑ Hunter ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Weirdo Witch๐ป๐ Podcaster๐๏ธTheQFilesPod๐ง Attorneyโ๏ธ Author๐ Sometimes on TV ๐บ
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06.12.2025 08:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Cheering when people canโt eat was never in the Bible.
Feeding them, however, is.
Good work!
07.10.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes ๐
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes ๐
Fried chicken on the patio tonight ๐ฝ๏ธ (fried in lard of course)
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
Yโall think Iโm mean.
Wait till I donโt like you.
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
25.09.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
17.09.2025 16:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
17.09.2025 00:26 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found him a-layin in the road.
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16.09.2025 12:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
16.09.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mulder:
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
15.09.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Sistahhhs!
โTis time!
None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
10.09.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Range and duck pond scouting day.
Less than two months until duck season.
Awww
13.08.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0alien: *crying*
me: so that was โWhiskey Lullabyโ by Brad Paisley
It is! She was 9 weeks old there
13.08.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive
13.08.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The only kind of marriage equality Iโm worried about being overturned
13.08.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
08.08.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Family Dollar: *opens at 6 AM with freshly-stocked fall decor*
Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
Me: "Does this rule apply to me?"
HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."
05.08.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Late July in Ohio
28.07.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We did the first year. Last year we stuck them in the ground and left them out. But also bought new ones in the fall, and they came inside.
Outside ones I donโt believe have fruit yet, but maybe soon. Theyโre definitely smaller.
Inside ones that are now planted, all have fruit & are taller ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
