@friedoystercult.bsky.social
Participation trophies made me this way.
See if you can figure out the difference
13.06.2025 18:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you find out that you’re the next CEO of $UNH
14.05.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0***TRUMP: XI I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERES MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE ITS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT YOU BABY BUT HERES MY NUMBER
25.04.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0XI JUST CALLED AND ASKED IF MY REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
25.04.2025 13:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0XI JUST CALLED AND SAID HIS NAME WAS HUGH JANUS
25.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did he die?
25.04.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Funniest rug pull ever could be incoming… sorry just dinner at the Trump hotel. And you have to pay for it.
24.04.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys were way better at sweating back then too
24.04.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Finally some good news tho
24.04.2025 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Omg this is crazy!
24.04.2025 15:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least it’s Tuesday
23.04.2025 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jeffery Dahmer series on Netflix
22.04.2025 02:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Look. I was unaware politics was so rough. How could I have possibly known?”
21.04.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yessss
21.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re telling me that the guy who was obsessed with Kenyan birth certificates is actually retarded?
21.04.2025 14:11 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
I should do BlueSky more
21.04.2025 01:59 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Timbano
26.12.2024 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Merry Christmas BlueSky!
26.12.2024 04:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love that he’s fully dressing like a Wayons brother now
16.12.2024 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What up nerds?!!
14.12.2024 15:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Is this the website you use when high too?
11.07.2023 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s weird there. Millions of people and nothing is happening. At least this sight has an excuse
11.07.2023 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This website is a dumpster
10.07.2023 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this website still a deflated fart?
09.07.2023 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Didn’t even have to use my AK
04.07.2023 22:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So what happens here at night? Sex stuff?
04.07.2023 02:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They got Vines or Fleets here?
03.07.2023 21:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We back up?
03.07.2023 21:01 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
