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im so tired of finding femurs on the ground

wizard101 can get it fr

Tv screen at Menards: Congratulations to the new Pope - likely the first to Save BIG Money. at MENARDS

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

like im out here with a cute avatar living my best life playing games thatll rot my brain in 5 seconds and i couldnt be bothered, call me crazy

ok yknow maybe the kids were right about roblox

actually ☝🏻🤓 youre only a real ho if you drink strawberry milk over chocolate

hi i just wanted to say that i found a fellow progam file, we need to find a .exe now 😭

new to ur account as of today and i just wanted to say i fucking love your art! its so cute 🧡🧡🧡

If your house doesn't have a small steel hatch leading to a fluorescent-flickering stairwell that goes down seemingly forever, is it really a home

I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job

GLOMP

this goes out to all 116 of you, if we were in a room like in a room and what if then in a room, you know

hoppin on my water soluble grind fr

A-A-AWOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺

sklop - signed thomas jefferson

on that early morning breathing treatment grind

yep welp *slaps thigh and squashes cigarette*

i need to be at the tables, i need to be at the counters, i need to be at the meetings

THIS WAS A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE I WAS SUFFERING

ur partner ever fart so bad while in bed but ur too cozy to move so u have nothing good to smell to cure ur nostrils but a single year and a half old vape so u start puffing it and smelling the vape cloud ?

channeling divine psychic energy and painting my nails while study the scrolls of cyberspace

a box of minute rice hates to see me comin

AGREED I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

i want that barbie camper set and i wanna paint it like a barbie FBI surveillance van and dress them in suits and sunglasses and make them go on serious missions

i was thinking more like their sensitivity and spatial awareness with whiskies reminded me of why the monks keep their heads shaved so they can sense the shifts in the air and wind better but yes

cat whiskers are the same as aangs bald head

snorting crushed up wintergreen lifesavers

the way i be conceding if someones deck strat annoys me

i swear to all that is holy if i see ONE more mewtwo deck on pokemon tcgp i will find your ip address and hunt you to the ends of this earth mark my words