Jakeson Voorhees

Great isn't it? Wasn't it you that told me about this? Think it was one of the twin peaksy novels you recommended a while back.

94. So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away - Richard Brautigan

223. Final Destination 2 (2003)

Sherri Moon: What you working on honey?

Rob Zombie: Just some new lyrics, you wanna hear them?

Sherri: Of course sweetie

Rob: SATAN'S BEARD IS ICY COLD! I LIKE GARGOYLE PUSSY AND ROCK N ROLL!!

Sherri: *nods sagely*

Amazing that they managed to do this without even getting the five people get rich bit right this time.

222. Lamb (2021)

221. It's Not Me (2024)

220. Lake Mungo (2008)

For this set to work, Batman should really be dressed as Shadow.

Just Bruce standing there in the scud. Baws swinging. Wearing rocket shoes.

I've never seen the wire and was thinking this morning about how I should grab a boxset.

This has confirmed it. Boxset ordered.

Really hoping that casting Leto in the lead is that final straw and we can all finally admit that Tron has always been rubbish.

Did that JBL turning up at a bunch of indies and building an avengers team thing ever lead to anything?

Yass it's pasty time!

219. Super Happy Forever (2024)

Was going to Thought Bubble as a punter this year but decided against it. I can’t justify the cost of the hotel or what I'd spend there.

So if you could all stop talking about it, that'd be nice.

The stage for the Riyadh comedy festival.

What sweat shop was this stage set up in Bill?

Bill Burr slams Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash: "I don’t give a f*ck what all these phony f*cking people are saying." “The general consensus is, ‘How dare you go to that place and make those oppressed people laugh, you f*cking piece of sh*t. I can’t believe you went to that place. I can’t find it on a map, and this bot said I was upset about it so now I am.' It’s one thing to wear clothes made by sweatshop labor. It’s quite another to go to the factory and make ’em laugh. I can’t believe how much anger I had about this issue after it went viral... [Performing at the festival] was necessary. It felt right afterward. I vibed with them and they were funny. F*ck, they were funny f*cking people. I don’t know what to tell you. I had a good time…

You weren't making oppressed people laugh Bill you moron, you were making their oppressors laugh.

Wear a hat next time, think you took too much sun on your baldy heid.

Which of those roles does George think can be replaced by typing "car go boom" into the plagerism machine?

Which of those people is he happy saying doesn't need to be able to feed their family?

For some reason I expect it's not the director.

The best parts of Fury Road are the result of collaboration between skilled stunt choreographers and performers, enhanced by cgi and vfx artists caputered by cinematographers and camera operators pieced together by editors.

So my question is...

Imagine making one of the most universally beloved examples of practical cinema this century then coming out with a take this fucking stupid.

No AI is not the same thing as oil paint or photography George you shit brain.

218. Good Boy (2022)

217. Babette's Feast (1987)

93. The Country Will Bring Us No Peace - Matthieu Simard

Translated by Pablo Strauss

Look, this is a nice idea in principle, but you can't reclaim nazi symbols. All you're doing is spreading the symbol around and making it safe for nazis to use. You're helping them make their own dogwhistles.

The way you depower these symbols is by calling them out for what they are.

Squint your eyes. Can you read the text or does it just look like the flag? Do you see the problem with stickering whole neighbourhoods with these then?

216. The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

215. Final Destination (2000)

214. Escape From New York (1981)

213. The Burning Hell (1974)

This would have been useful for my pal who recently booked a musician into a hotel in Margate, South Africa.

That said, I am not convinced he is entirely blameless in this 😂