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Krystal Jasmine

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36 (Knees are 46, spine 56), Geek, veteran, raging ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ, unhinged and unfiltered posting, petty bitch, This was your warning. MDNI. Latex Drone. Find me at https://www.krysiej.xyz/ Following me without reading my replies is probably a bad idea.

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Latest posts by krysiej.xyz on Bluesky

Just use the turbo encabulator in reverse mode and it should disrupt the enturbulation and allow normal operation. Just don't use it on the same electrical circuit as the other two. You may blow a breaker.

08.10.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we don't talk about this enough but ozone (the primary moderation tool) being as bad as it is likely is a significant contributing factor to how inconsistent moderation is on here because the whole design strips context. no account context, no thread context, no post context, etc. it's appalling.

07.10.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Honestly Dai, it is giving Portuguese Man-O-War... which is kinda badass.

07.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A very adult thing to do wouldโ€™ve been for Jay to say โ€œsorry about the waffles thing I will get betterโ€ and then leave it at that. Yeah people would be mad but itโ€™d be the kinda thing you could forgive.

Instead it seems like the whole c-suite said โ€œFUCK THESE PEOPLEโ€

07.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me, I need to get lemons and oranges in the next 2 weeks so I can make wassail for Samhain.

06.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Private Equity groups should be outlawed.
The are unaccountable and contribute zero to the public good

05.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for pointing that out.

06.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am glad I am not the only one who has compared bluesky to that exact combination.

06.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ

05.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmfao Bluesky mods are acting like Kairi and the rogue aegis operator right when her crash out happened because people came forth with SA allegations

05.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually prefer 3 ml syringes for use with E. The bigger size feels a touch easier to push the solution. When I do .1 ml injections I use the 3 ml.

05.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 2018 I worked on a ship. I was wearing a Nuka Cola cap. One of my friends was Puerto Rican and ran into me one night doing rounds and first reaction was "I thought I knew you better than that." When I said "you do" and he looked again, he had a laugh.
The red hats are killing communities.

05.10.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figured she would have learned from the last time... or the time before that.

The meme heard round the world happened for a reason.

04.10.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, but 3rd grade was like 1996...

03.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, sequestration. Because, you know... why not.
(Seriously, I was in the military during this exact period. People need to get over it. We need it to happen this time to stop the awful shit that they are trying to pull.)

02.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one should learn to code. Go get a coloring book

01.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social ... did you post that link for @nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social ?

26.09.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer an un-mixed and all natural textile that betrays the most squeamish of the devout.

Nothing like pointing out that my latex catsuit is accepted by levitical law and their wardrobe isnt.

26.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is something that, i won't lie, I appreciate someone researching.

25.09.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@aoc.bsky.social I spent 4 years suing trump. I have yet to see a statement or press release from her that doesnt act like what I struggle with is no more important than if the budget will cover restriping the parking lot.
We want her to actually fight for us. She failed. Also, fuck the leadership.

20.09.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twice in my life I signed a Navy contract. I have yet to find anything as unhealthy and bad for me as that. I include the 15 year toxic relationship I was in as a runner up.

19.09.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chuck, quit pretending. We know this is performative. We know you dont care.

Stop Wasting Our Time.

18.09.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy the move Dani. I'll remind you. Gonna miss you at brunch.

17.09.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monday was 8 years since I signed the retainer for my lawsuit. That ended in 2021, but the fight hasn't.

If you ever need someone to listen, I am here.

17.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. The fighting gets sooo old. 8 years I've been at it.

Spite may not be able sustainable fuel. But you get a lot of power from it.

17.09.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I didnt have a shit setup for streaming... I am sooo tempted.

16.09.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. My z620 gets it new CPUs next month and RAM should be here today. I already cut back on servers. I might have an old router or switch though.

16.09.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michigan has some very polarized people from my experience.

16.09.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One way math is witchcraft. I say that as someone who regularly used encryption systems on a fairly technical level for over 6 years. (I still do, but they are simpler.)

16.09.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...tonsil stones? Did that once.

Tearduct stones are weird. Only had those like twice in my life.

16.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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