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Ngaio Bealum

@ngaio420.bsky.social

Comedian. Writer. Stoner. Activist. Traveler. Seen on TV and Netflix and stuff. Hard beats and Soft Drugs

970 Followers  |  167 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023  |  1.9259

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We've got horror comedies for #Halloween with ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948) and THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (71). Plus @ngaio420.bsky.social sets us straight on Superman and Popeye for some reason. Streaming on Spotify etc.
open.spotify.com/episode/7FlC...

22.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We also pair strains with REAR WINDOW (also part of the current Hitchcock collection on Netflix) in our Voyeurism episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

03.07.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of weed should you smoke on the Electric Kool-Aid N Judah? @gregfranklin.bsky.social @chaki.bsky.social @ngaio420.bsky.social

08.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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spent the night in Oakley, Kansas

10.07.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to know about the triple that went foul

16.06.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's that sort of vibe that got trump elected in the first place.

06.06.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Netflix has got #Hitchcock this month so find out what to blaze with REAR WINDOW in our Voyeurism ep with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on ApplePodcasts & other apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

02.06.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride, y'all

02.06.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Springtime in Berlin

02.05.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A double image of a bearded man with glasses smoking cannabis through a large glass pipe with rainbow-psychedelic swirl effects over the image. 
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Tampopo Limpet S4 E3
Old Movies for young Stoners 
The Great Ngaio Bealum is "Livin' the Dream"

A double image of a bearded man with glasses smoking cannabis through a large glass pipe with rainbow-psychedelic swirl effects over the image. Text reads: Tampopo Limpet S4 E3 Old Movies for young Stoners The Great Ngaio Bealum is "Livin' the Dream"

@ngaio420.bsky.social is still Livin' the Dream in our latest episode where we talk about what strain you should vape when Don Knotts turns into a fish and fights Nazis. (We sure could use underwater Don right now.) Streaming on Apple & where ever you cast pods. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

03.04.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outrageous tbh. The US government is flat out DISAPPEARING people that donโ€™t look right to them. No charges. No judges or court. no hearing. no due process. Nothing. Wonโ€™t even release names to the public.
Shameful.
Whoโ€™s next? Whatโ€™s to stop the next president after Trump? This shit HAS to stop

14.04.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Okay this one made me laugh out loud.

28.04.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey Blueskyโ€ฆ. Letโ€™s make this go Viral. Just to Piss them off? Yโ€™all with Me?

29.03.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 731    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
S4E3 Livin' the Dream feat. Ngaio Bealum w/ Tampopo (1985) and The Incredible Mr. Limpet (64)
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Our LIVIN' THE DREAM episode where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair strains with TAMPOPO (1985) and THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64) is now YouTube. We've got ramen madness & Don Knotts as a fish fighting Nazis + weed! Like the ep and subscribe today!

19.03.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of "flurries", they'd be "Fishies".

13.03.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Clockwise from top left: bearded man wearing a hat and glasses clutches his head and grimaces, man with beard and glasses sneers, other man with beard looks both baffled and horrified, and image of a man's face superimposed over a fish with a young woman peeking up over the bottom of the frame. Text reads: "The Incredible Mr. Limpet starring Jim Carrey."

Clockwise from top left: bearded man wearing a hat and glasses clutches his head and grimaces, man with beard and glasses sneers, other man with beard looks both baffled and horrified, and image of a man's face superimposed over a fish with a young woman peeking up over the bottom of the frame. Text reads: "The Incredible Mr. Limpet starring Jim Carrey."

Philena terrorizes us with images of Jim Carrey as Mr. Limpet on the latest ep of @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair weed with TAMPOPO (85) & THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64). Streaming on Apple & other pod apps: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

12.03.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A double image of a bearded man with glasses smoking cannabis through a large glass pipe with psychedelic swirl effects over the image. Text reads: "on the next Old Movies for young Stoners the Great Ngaio Bealum is 'Livin' the Dream'"

A double image of a bearded man with glasses smoking cannabis through a large glass pipe with psychedelic swirl effects over the image. Text reads: "on the next Old Movies for young Stoners the Great Ngaio Bealum is 'Livin' the Dream'"

While you're waiting for our Livin' the Dream episode with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social, catch up with The Dank Diplomat's previous appearances on OMFYS with our Ngaio playlist on SoundCloud:
soundcloud.com/omfys/sets/n...

05.03.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hard-looking man with white, disheveled hair with colored lights projected on his face in image of Lee Marvin in the film "Point Blank" (1967).

Hard-looking man with white, disheveled hair with colored lights projected on his face in image of Lee Marvin in the film "Point Blank" (1967).

Celebrate Lee Marvin's birthday today by finding out what to smoke with him kicking corporate stooge ass in POINT BLANK (1967) in our CRITERION CRACK-UP episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on Apple and other pod apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

19.02.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If every time I bought an ounce of pot I had bought an ounce of gold instead I would have pounds of gold in my house." -- Ngaio Bealum

12.11.2023 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much. She would have a lot to say about this current situation

29.01.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

If a foreign body did this to our government and to our people we would rightfully call it an attack.
- Hillary Clinton
Do not let this stand. Call your rep today.

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121

29.01.2025 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

How*

27.01.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Because you watched Hot To Sell Drugs online" is killing me..

27.01.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My lawyer @ngaio420.bsky.social likes to tell off-color jokes when heโ€™s off duty. Support the arts; give him a follow.

24.01.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#nsfw #hellafunnythough

24.01.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i now pop between bluesky and twitter like someone in a love triangle with the toxic bad boy and the boring but safe love interest in a YA romance

14.01.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think journalists, policymakers and good govt types are struggling to understand DOGE because their mental model is that it is a government reform commission, operating like previous ones. Maybe. But it might be better to start thinking about it as a hostile takeover of the govt by oligarchs.

04.01.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15505    ๐Ÿ” 3698    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 406    ๐Ÿ“Œ 274

I would have to be on a medium dose of psilocybin to get the full psychedelic experience

04.01.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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