Aggs

These are ancient now but the graphic of pullin up the cultists robes is still like a favorite experience, since his leg is actually just the doomguys arm.

" what good is a woman who can't even cook properly?! " 🔪 did some kashimashi sfx makeup for spooky month

Art by • Artem Demura

Art by • Kentaro Miura

Art by • Adrian Smith

YouTube video by Miss Chalice Elden Ring Lore, but it's a Bedtime Story

As a thank-you to everyone who uses my videos to fall asleep, here is ALL of the Elden Ring lore, but told as a bedtime story. Sleep-safe, 50 mins, no ads. Rest well 💤 🌙🌌

An illustration of Bronnya, my catgirl OC. She has dark purplish-grey hair neatly parted at the center with feathered bangs, skin of a slightly lighter and warmer purplish-grey, yellow eyes with two prominent eyelashes, a little triangular nose and a tiny lil mouth. She wears a black double-breasted tube dress with shorts, a leotard/bodysuit with a mint green to white gradient, and a cropped black blazer top. She also has little gold earrings in her cat ears, and big round green glasses. She's posing and holding a bottle of cream liqueur. Chibi art of her is along the right side of the page -- yelling at her lazy coworker/sister, mixing martinis, and carrying trays loaded with bottles and glasses. In the alternate versions, she takes off her cropped blazer to reveal large breasts within her gradient leotard, a version with water splashed on her chest so the fabric is transparent, and versions where her glasses are off. www.patreon.com/akairiot for all versions, thank you!

Bronnya, (actual) bartender
- already has your usual drink on the counter when you walk in, refills your glass before you realize you want more
- clear voice, easy to hear even when it's noisy
- unshakably calm and cool (except with her sister)
- her eyeglasses are just for show

Art by • Gerald Brom

SICK HACK

Song: The Dungeons
Album: Tome of Power
Composer: Kevin Schilder
Artist: Andrew Hulshult
Game: Heretic + Hexen remaster

smoke break

I'm still here! 🙋

Art by • Gino D'Achille

When I say, "you gotta stop and enjoy life", it really doesn't take much. Like, give your hot cuppa coffee a nice sniff before you drink it. Pause, inhale, appreciate, then drink. You can't do that all day, the coffee'd get cold! But that one moment makes the coffee taste better. That's all ya need!

Art by • Lionel Marty

An illustration of Grima-possessed Robin from Fire Emblem (specifically the Fell Tactician alt from FE: Heroes, but I left the skirt and the cape off because she's hotter this way). She's levitating, with one hand on her cheek as she cracks a smug and evil grin, and the other hand outstretched and manipulating a jewel catalyst with the mark of Grima on it. Her knees are bent, her torso twisted, her twintails fluttering and arcane light swirling around her. In the alternate versions, her black bra top is removed and her big ol' tiddies are out. One has the dark purple tights over the tiddy, one has the tights ripped and bare skin showing. The alternate versions are available on my Patreon at www.patreon.com/akairiot -- please consider checking it out and supporting if you're interested. I've got hundreds of posts there, hopefully you'll find it worth your support. Thank you very much!

man, I love evil women

Art by • Bastien Lecouffe-Deharme

Art by • Matt Ferguson

There's only one Hoagie left

Art by • Tamás Patkós

a screenshot of a folder named "tits!" (the exclamation point is important)

I am very organized

Art by • Jeff Easley

Yikes. I have the same thoughts weekly.

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

This is a constant problem for me 😭 The trials of being a bald man.

Unreleased Deus Ex: Mankind Divided music — straight from my original 2015/2016 sessions.

Raw files, authentic names, unmixed & unmastered.

Fragments of the Machine (Data Archive Vol.1) is out now. For free.

sonicmayhem.bandcamp.com/album/fragme...

you shouldn't let poets lie to you

Art by • Plastiboo