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@pseudobread.bsky.social

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Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”

28.07.2025 09:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Max Headroom is Mac Tonight’s alter ego

22.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

03.07.2025 18:58 — 👍 98542    🔁 38473    💬 4572    📌 2730

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

23.06.2025 14:08 — 👍 3631    🔁 544    💬 43    📌 2

It rocks that where my dad watched 2 hour ww2 documentaries I will be watching 6 hour Ultima YT retrospective videos

19.06.2025 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dug it alright (Benicio was great, Mia good), but the supporting cast felt kind of empty and cartoony compared to RT. Will give it another spin

14.06.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

11.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 13278    🔁 2226    💬 71    📌 84

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

02.06.2025 03:32 — 👍 6135    🔁 1688    💬 17    📌 11
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Still thinking about this

01.06.2025 07:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice Jogcon flex

29.05.2025 17:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Playing The Hundred Line, and this is all I can see when I look at Takumi’s jacket #100Line

27.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

27.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 4430    🔁 668    💬 11    📌 2

Was thinking that tv makers could make a few extra dollars by making the mute button a subscription service so you have to listen to the ads. If you’d like to kill me, my address is

25.05.2025 13:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

24.05.2025 07:04 — 👍 6181    🔁 1302    💬 122    📌 139

Lmao

25.05.2025 02:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Once in a while that thing that surfaces one of your ten year old photos serves up a heater

23.04.2025 07:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Luis Guzmán imo

22.04.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leaned over to @talkinghenry.bsky.social at a screening of Wild at Heart during the scene where Nic Cage is smoking two cigs and said “It’s a big country.” Folks, I’m happy to report that he got it.

17.04.2025 15:07 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched . Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

09.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 7548    🔁 1303    💬 46    📌 23

I like in The Pitt when a character is occasionally forced to look directly at the camera and say some shit like “According to recent studies assaults on healthcare workers are up 20% year over year on average”

03.04.2025 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Extremely rare Players mention??

03.04.2025 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thinking about Sammo Hung’s old American tv show from the 90s.

02.04.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Enter the Gungeon 2

02.04.2025 14:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What’s the point of having a honda if you can’t show it off?

29.03.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Opinion

Video games are good for your mental health? Not if you play like me

Adrian Chiles

Opinion Video games are good for your mental health? Not if you play like me Adrian Chiles

26.03.2025 11:50 — 👍 1468    🔁 317    💬 37    📌 111

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

26.12.2024 20:45 — 👍 9752    🔁 1529    💬 98    📌 57

Make leaf blowers illegal

04.03.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That new Pixar show is real good, just the right amount of heart rending emotional trauma

01.03.2025 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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