Tuds Sterkel

SAM ELLIOT
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]

Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.

MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?

You owe him a million dollars

A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in:

Mise-en-scène? Okay Jar Jar

TGIMcScratchy’s but it’s Dropkick Murphys playing St. Patrick’s day in Boston

My theory on Sean Penn in One Battle After Another is that he went method (took every right wing grifter’s supplements at once and woke up months later with no recollection of this role)

I love the ultra wide rear and what appears to be the oem width bicycle tire up front

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.

And I do dare!

Lloyd Wabbit

i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?

*Swamp Izzo voice* GLUP SHITTO

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

In a massive get for insanely awkward people everywhere, disco elysium has been mentioned on only connect.

Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”

Max Headroom is Mac Tonight’s alter ego

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

It rocks that where my dad watched 2 hour ww2 documentaries I will be watching 6 hour Ultima YT retrospective videos

Dug it alright (Benicio was great, Mia good), but the supporting cast felt kind of empty and cartoony compared to RT. Will give it another spin

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Still thinking about this

Nice Jogcon flex

Playing The Hundred Line, and this is all I can see when I look at Takumi’s jacket #100Line

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

Was thinking that tv makers could make a few extra dollars by making the mute button a subscription service so you have to listen to the ads. If you’d like to kill me, my address is

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)