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Ryan Walker

@clockwork.bsky.social

queer. web developer. they/them.

91 Followers  |  238 Following  |  110 Posts  |  Joined: 05.08.2023  |  1.8944

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live here, so am perpetually down for chicago meetups, date notwithstanding

12.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're saddened to learn Kevin Lydy passed away. He was the designer of the EverQuest logo and still working on the MMO 25 years after its launch. forums.everquest.com/index.php?th...

Kevin was the focus of our MinnMax Spotlight from November 2024, a very sweet man. RIP. youtu.be/_18ZFndAzWU

10.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

goonzo the great

06.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

03.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10629    ๐Ÿ” 2381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

banger. banger. banger.

29.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18557    ๐Ÿ” 5995    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

living in a world where the only two jobs are โ€œgamblingโ€ and โ€œmurderโ€ isnโ€™t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

12.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10680    ๐Ÿ” 2813    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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US Border agents shoot two people in Portland, city officials say U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents shot two people in Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the FBI, Portland police and city officials.Portland p

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09.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide

08.01.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2104    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

I hope, when this is over, you can buy little chunks of the white house in museum gift shops like they did with the berlin wall

08.01.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i hope collaborators like you get prosecuted just as thoroughly when the time comes

08.01.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everythiiing๐ŸŽต
I have to saaay๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
would get me baaanned๐ŸŽท
or on a liiist๐ŸŽถ

08.01.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1490    ๐Ÿ” 333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

06.01.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2223    ๐Ÿ” 485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.

Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.

05.01.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5656    ๐Ÿ” 2046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

03.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5088    ๐Ÿ” 1358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

just about halfway there, thank you all ๐Ÿฉท

ko-fi.com/shantasma/go...

28.12.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merriam Christmas

25.12.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4771    ๐Ÿ” 603    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

as true now as it ever was. every game made using some version of the d&d rules codified into an unyielding faceless DM would have been made better through well-considered design of their own internal systems.

22.12.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

19.12.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7621    ๐Ÿ” 3781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

you mean Friday, December 19th?

19.12.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because itโ€™s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.

Itโ€™s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.

18.12.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1883    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S

The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S

Introducing the Cool S, For Herโ„ข

08.12.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1608    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

lol

05.12.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

horses is only 5 dollars and you should buy it even if you donโ€™t intend to play it because valve and tim sweeney shouldnโ€™t be the sole arbiters of whether indie game devs get to continue to make art

02.12.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf

02.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2167    ๐Ÿ” 1206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
When I say I'm going goblin mode
you need to understand that sometimes Goblins get very sad.
Goblins are very complex
They have many modes

When I say I'm going goblin mode you need to understand that sometimes Goblins get very sad. Goblins are very complex They have many modes

01.12.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 678    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I will never forgive that tweet for suppressing my desire to talk like Sephiroth. I fuckin love talking like Sephiroth. I fuckin love calling people 'impudent.'

01.12.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1988    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Unmute for sound
โ€ข โ€ขโ€ข
RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle
$150

Unmute for sound โ€ข โ€ขโ€ข RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle
$150

RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

01.12.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1675    ๐Ÿ” 434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

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