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that guy from that thing a long time ago

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My life is just super awesome past 2 weeks. First lose my job. Second get covid. Third still dealing with side effects of said covid. Lastly, was supposed to have Thanksgiving w my kids and ex. Had some egg rolls earlier in the day. Wake up from Nap and throw them up. So now just laying here.

23.11.2023 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So tired of being exhausted. Hopefully this covid malaise ends soon. No longer contagious just I just want to sleep all day

22.11.2023 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I either got the vids or the flu. Either way it's super neat

13.11.2023 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it's 5 am but I'm making chilli. These are the golden hours for me.

12.11.2023 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The soundtrack kinda makes it

12.11.2023 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So good night for Dems yet trump is somehow leading in the polls. I like biden, but I don't think he's the best dem solution but at same time, who? I wish Beto was more of a challenger, but I can't name anyone else. Fucked up

08.11.2023 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha every day I wake up to 5 to 10 in my mentions. Or about the same that f follow me. I thought he was supposed to be doing away with bots

07.11.2023 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget. 3 years ago today

07.11.2023 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup folks. Been awhile but Twitter has finally broken my back. Can't deal with it anymore. Sad cause I've been on there for 16 years or so and met so many awesome folks who I consider friends. Eh whatever.

07.11.2023 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha so musk is gonna start charging to use Twitter. Hard pass

19.09.2023 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I did it but took three attempts and make you go through 20 photos which is very fucking obnoxious esp when it fails

27.08.2023 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not even worth it

27.08.2023 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and that sumbitch left w/o asking me about the other two records i "wanted" still he got me what he went in there for which was los lobos how will the wolf survive for 10 bucks. so he saved me some money

27.08.2023 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mac is doing my record shopping today cause i have to be on a budget

27.08.2023 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have some many usb c cables and i dont know where they came from. i mean i have a theory, but i dont know which goes w what device. first world problems i know

27.08.2023 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen i dislike cops as much as the next person, but watching these dui videos good god i tests my patience just watching them.

26.08.2023 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

think i may get a cat this weekend. i really want a dog but my lifestyle which is really non existent is more tailored for a cat. i just dont want an asshole cat. my mom has 2 awesome cats that just lay next to you and dont start any trouble. just nice and loving. idk?

24.08.2023 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that sucks ass, but that team somehow still sucks

24.08.2023 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about growing a rat tail. i think its a pretty solid decision

24.08.2023 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

again i love watching these dui videos. today's special w a woman so wasted she thought her handiwipe was a phone and started dialing and talking like someone was there. chefs kiss

22.08.2023 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate this so much

22.08.2023 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really want to delete my twitter acct, but its 16 years old and ive had enough breakups for the past year

21.08.2023 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen i normally order local w every meal, but sometimes im just lazy. so i order dominos, and sometimes, like tonight, that shit slaps as the kids say

20.08.2023 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah dont go on there, its evil and ppl selling shit sucks. i did call one of my local shops and they had a brand new copy of of how will the will survive for 10 bucks. so thats a win

20.08.2023 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just got an alert that one of the greatest records ever, los lobos' kiko is for sale on discogs, but man 60 bucks is hard to swallow. will i buy it, prob, but i dont like it

20.08.2023 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nowplaying

20.08.2023 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ive sold a few things on fb marketplace and everyone that has bought from me has been cool as shit. just listed something this morning and like 20 spam messages from ppl who joined like 3 days ago.

20.08.2023 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

https://youtu.be/ItI8dkmmRK8

19.08.2023 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its always amazing how much ppl cannot handle their alcohol. all these dui cop videos making me lose more faith in humanity which was already at the lowest point in human history

19.08.2023 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not but I don't know

19.08.2023 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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