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@coyote-on-nextdoor.bsky.social

Spirit animal of the outsider, the marginalized, and the oppressed. This means: Trans rights are human rights. Bodily autonomy for all. Human dignity is not negotiable or fungible. Eat the rich. Don't worship celebrities. Believe survivors. CHICAGO

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Latest posts by coyote-on-nextdoor.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well if you schtup'd Chicago half as hard as Rand schtup'd his neighbor's wife, maybe things would be different. Also, been in Chicago 20 years, never been assaulted once. So, they're just all liars all the time.

28.09.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ALMOST like NOTHING means ANYTHING to these folks. It's not going to be a W for the home team, so OH WELL

12.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's apparently not such a bad thing to have a Gestapo when you agree with who they're rounding up. It's almost like the tyrannical government isn't the problem as long as you're not tyrranizing white people.

05.06.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a double rainbow in lincoln square chicago

a double rainbow in lincoln square chicago

PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

05.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 29663    πŸ” 3184    πŸ’¬ 365    πŸ“Œ 163
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a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .

Of COURSE it was. He's not a complete dumbass who's out of his league or anything.

03.06.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the nanosecond that tank done thunk that we should abandon immigrants, trans folks or Gazans because 'they're not worth it', I'll send a flaming bucket of my shit to M Street.

03.06.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If only there had been someone who didn't give a known criminal blanket immunity along the - what?" -John Roberts, probably.

13.05.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's monarchs all the way up!

04.02.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY DUDE. I have been to the Capitol. I KNOW there's a hallway that runs from one side to the other. Maybe take a fucking stroll and tell them yourself.

04.02.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And start ventilating them.

04.02.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WAT

24.01.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

21.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14438    πŸ” 4530    πŸ’¬ 505    πŸ“Œ 1299

Dunno if you noticed, but trusting Americans has been for shit lately too, so...

18.01.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Safe at all costs.' Its just kinda chilly, not the middle of a meteor storm.

18.01.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or you're complete uncultured swine incapable of taking in art that isn't NFTs of Dear Leader. The Schermerhorn alone is a whole day.

18.01.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not as long as we have EACH OTHER

16.01.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face is standing in a hallway and says oooooooh ! ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is standing in a hallway and says oooooooh !

Oooo, whoa. Peer-to-peer short video platform. Tokster.

16.01.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turn coffee back into water. Kinda.

15.01.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You go to the store to buy some Tater-Tots and a bottle of white for the missus, and DRAMA

15.01.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KIDS THESE DAYS

15.01.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Meta AI on Instagram hates you with a fiery passion, this is the resulting avatar.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE FINTECH UNCLE FESTER

14.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I keep my house at 105Β° at all times.

14.01.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.01.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@smuttysistersbc.bsky.social SMUTTY!

07.01.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he just shopping for a book end for Alaska? This is one weird obsession I honestly can't fathom.

07.01.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's somehow worse, because the broligarchy doesn't even have sentient clam ghosts, an outlaw fleet of ships searching for gold, or a messianic pulp writer. It's Guyentology. Ecch.

07.01.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0


It's not overreach if you AGREE WITH IT.

07.01.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scouring of the Freedom, more like!

05.01.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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