Tom

more like poo sky lmao gottem

I still think it's crazy that if you re-arrange the letters of "Joe Biden" you can spell "Obama". What a universe!

Let's just say it's not very Chico Time right now

thinking about this sink

Just found out I'm the same age as Stacy's mother from the hit song Stacy's Mom and I don't have anything going on

boy they sure showed him

The bad news is I googled what the weird pain in my chest and it's caused by stress, but the good news is there is absolutely nothing in my life right now that is causing stress apart from buying a house, heavy work schedule, and a horrible pain in my chest caused by stress

Hurry: A Rush Tribute Band

Memelord Billionaire forms the Le Epic Bacon Reddit Wholesome Big Chungus $100 Nyan Cat Based Keanu Has Cheezburger department for the US government. The department's sole purpose is to launch poor people into space (Le Epic SpaceX got the government contract, epic win!!!).

I did it all for the dookie

Billie Joe Fred Durstrong

quantized drums are woke

if i was a big internet celebrity i'd do a crypto rug pull and scam all my fans

house warming party!

this post aged like milk because I had a right shit haircut so unfortunately I've got plans on March 21st now

I like that Geezer Butler is named after two different job titles

4 years of "I for one am shocked and appalled by the president's actions and I vow that I will do everything in by power to wag my finger and tut loudly so that he knows he's being naughty"

"elons gonna be the first man on mars bro" god I fucking hope so

The cover of Green Day’s Dookie, released on this day fifty years ago

Golden oldie! Green Day’s “Dookie” is 50 years old today!

...bird flu?? yeah they usually do that anyway

If I was american I would have simply bought a chicken coop 3 weeks ago and then won capitalism

Booked a haircut for this week which means the sweet spot for my hair will be around March 21st if you guys are free that day

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Crabcore rangoon, is that anything?

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I am comfortable in myself