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@chainsaw.bsky.social

vox and keys in @slashfiction // hockey guy // he-him

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morning everyone

13.11.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it wasn't eligible for the list on account of being a movie musical (the list was songs written for the stage only) but i had to make a special honorary mention list for two stephen schwartz movie songs bc they are That Good (through heavens eyes from prince of egypt and out there from hunchback)

03.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

spent the morning making a list of best songs from musicals which you couldn't get me to share at gunpoint HOWEVER i will admit that i have been listening to the prince of egypt score literally all day and i have been having a great time

03.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time

02.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 764    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

One of my beliefs is every public establishment should have a ping pong table. You should be able to drop in anywhere for a quick Pong

01.11.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 15

rewatching interview with the vampire and it is simply the best tv show ever made

01.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mfw i am pretending to be a nice boy after spending the last hour being an utter bellend bc dad won't give me a third dinner

31.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

COME ON - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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so called free thinkers when dad has a hot water bottle under the covers

26.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im the flavour of hungover where your hand in mine by explosions in the sky came on when i was driving and i was so transfixed by the beauty of music that i don't remember any of the actual drive i just pulled into my driveway having essentially teleported home

26.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

grateful that i am at a wedding instead of watching ❀️

25.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just double fist pumped the air bc my local independent cinema is showing all the presidents men next sunday

29.09.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he's hydrating

24.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bsky.app/profile/cjze...

21.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

10.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7596    πŸ” 2295    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 22

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

11.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12443    πŸ” 3231    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 67

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

βœ… That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

08.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3511    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 212

hit a new "playing a show while sick" low tonight where im having a nap in my car during all the other bands

07.09.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think if i could give diy bands a single piece of advice it would be learn how to load off the stage quicker

06.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ive now twice been messaged out of the blue by men i've not spoken to in years that i have previously snogged and they have congratulated me for transitioning and neither time have i made a gay joke and i, personally, believe that i deserve a medal for this

25.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen

22.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3493    πŸ” 3188    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

complaining about the heat for all the normal reasons BUT ALSO the late summer of it all means all the local spiders think my house is a fucking hotel, bro get you and your eight horrible legs out of here

12.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagining two little ginger girl cats called don draper and tony soprano

06.08.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking get him

20.07.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just sat around on a saturday night thinking about petz 4 and zoo tycoon

19.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think more than i probably should about the media/art that i loved as a kid and how so much of it is impossible to hand down to the generation after me bc almost all the video games that i sunk hours into are either entirely inaccessible or only available through pirating

19.07.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have also today viewed my perfect flat and will think of literally nothing else for weeks until the inevitable heartbreak of not getting it because no one will buy my fucking house. thanks.

19.07.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really should remember to check the showroom website more regularly bc sometimes they're showing a 2023 french animated cyberpunk noir thriller about robot sentience on a saturday afternoon for seemingly no good reason, mars express very good!!!!

19.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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