Derrick Bowles

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

these people really are the biggest piss babies on the planet

Decided to take ten minutes off to download Minecraft on my kid’s computer and I have had to sign in multiple times to Xbox Live, Outlook and something new called Microsoft Hello so I have instead decided to walk slowly into a lake

🤣🤣🤣

Should we continue to encourage kids to go to college ? Or push them to take up a trade ?

I believe in college. Learning how to learn, IMO, is a critical life skill. Being exposed to people of different backgrounds, makes yiu wiser

Qualifier- it should be a school you can afford.

Hi, Bluesky. I’m God.

Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.

Love,

God

One month ago.

Evangelicalism is a cult. Happy to have escaped it.

It seems to be a culture thing on Bluesky. I see a lot of people talking about following back. I don’t get it. I wouldn’t want to follow thousands of people (for those of you with that many followers). What’s the point in that? I just want to follow the handful of people I find interesting.

If he’s serious, it would be against international law. What the fuck is CNN even doing?

You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

it’s a silly movie but raul julia’s delivery of “for bison, it was a tuesday” is iconic for a reason

And I could not be more disappointed in him.

No, Fetterman isn’t playing “3-9 D Chess” or showing keen “political skills.” He’s just saying really stupid shit.

A front page for the ages.

I believe you meant “Accurate”

Oh the populist right-wing authoritarian is interested in territorial expansion you say? Well that’s a new one !

Translation: She was just told Desantis isn’t picking her.

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Imagine not having to worry about health insurance when looking at new jobs. You could just go with what drives your passions. Or you could start that new business you’ve always thought about.

Doesn’t he already have a job?

For some reason, in my head “sheep” seems like it should be the plural of something else. Maybe “shoop.”

Well said

They are not the party of personal responsibility. They are the party of “sucks to be you.”

Unless you’re rich.

My favorite Christian anarchist writer. Excellent quote.

Congrats!

Hopefully, your degree is worth something. My bachelors in economics is worthless. Every job requiring an economics degree also requires a doctorate.

I hope your experience is different.

Amazing how he’s an expert in the politics of every nation he wants to meddle in. /s

I’ve heard it this way:

“They’ve taken the whole cake and somehow convinced us to fight over the crumbs.”

Billionaires have more money than they could ever need but never enough to fill the holes in their souls. They would send every last one of you into an early grave if it meant paying one cent less in taxes.